301: Beat the Band

alexarch · 07-06-2006, 01:45 PM

Keith,

I'd trust the hotel room jacuzzis more than the gym jacuzzis. A friend, who was up on which gyms were the cruisy ones and which one's weren't, once said that a there was a hot tub at a gym that was like getting into a big bowl of egg drop soup. Now I know you don't go to the extra-gay gyms, but it doesn't fucking matter. I have been to one of the most hetero gyms where guys would break your neck for looking at them even more than a second, and there would be guys cruising the locker room and hanging out in the hot tubs with woodies.

At least in the hotel jacuzzis, the maid is supposed to clean up the jizz. In the gym jacuzzis, that shit is just floating around.

blobby · 07-06-2006, 02:00 PM

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Ladies first, it would have been rude otherwise.

Sweet avatar you got there

Rhian · 07-06-2006, 06:19 PM

How nice of the town to have fireworks on Canada's birthday. Perhaps I should send a prayer of thanks to the paper.

edit: I meant to say, that's awesome to play new artists to get them a hand up. Way to go guys.

Shawn · 07-07-2006, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhian

edit: I meant to say, that's awesome to play new artists to get them a hand up. Way to go guys.

I think this is pretty cool, too.

shoogbear63 · 07-07-2006, 01:12 PM

Not to shit on your new plans... but I'm going to miss you playing clever songs that play into the show. I always looked forward to it. Just thought I'd throw in my two cents.

Zman · 07-07-2006, 02:45 PM

Somerset might have some Fat Dopey people.. but the sickest I've seen is Indiana.. I took an exit off highway 65 (about dinnertime) on the way from indy to chicago...
I couldn't find a restaurant that wasn't a Buffet. maybe 5 restaurants... EVERY ONE had a big ad out front for their buffet.. and there were fatties rollin all around the place

Mr. Moon · 07-08-2006, 09:28 AM

Sumerset must have a bad Arby's. All ours smell good.

Also I recently visited my mom's old hometown and I too recognize the defeated look. All I could think about is how some don't know too much outside their shell and don't realize they don't have to stay there. Everyone basically has to learn a trade and get married early to live in this town. Its sad.

But really, I want some Arby's. Or maybe Bojangles. Bojangles it is.

rellek · 07-08-2006, 09:46 AM

That defeated look is found in most Walmarts. When I need a pick-me-up I'll visit one just to see true misery. By comparison I'm livin' large.

Shawn · 07-08-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Moon

Sumerset must have a bad Arby's. All ours smell good.

Also I recently visited my mom's old hometown and I too recognize the defeated look. All I could think about is how some don't know too much outside their shell and don't realize they don't have to stay there. Everyone basically has to learn a trade and get married early to live in this town. Its sad.

But really, I want some Arby's. Or maybe Bojangles. Bojangles it is.

Anybody ever been to a Rax? It's a roast-beef place, kinda like Arby's, but it's good. (Or at least, it used to be.) They had a franchise in Illinois, where I used to live. But it closed. There's still a few of the restaurants left, in like Ohio.

secular chick · 07-10-2006, 02:49 PM

That's nothing, have you driven across Nevada lately?

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alexarch Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 70	Jizz in the Gym Pool Keith, I'd trust the hotel room jacuzzis more than the gym jacuzzis. A friend, who was up on which gyms were the cruisy ones and which one's weren't, once said that a there was a hot tub at a gym that was like getting into a big bowl of egg drop soup. Now I know you don't go to the extra-gay gyms, but it doesn't fucking matter. I have been to one of the most hetero gyms where guys would break your neck for looking at them even more than a second, and there would be guys cruising the locker room and hanging out in the hot tubs with woodies. At least in the hotel jacuzzis, the maid is supposed to clean up the jizz. In the gym jacuzzis, that shit is just floating around.
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Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	How nice of the town to have fireworks on Canada's birthday. Perhaps I should send a prayer of thanks to the paper. edit: I meant to say, that's awesome to play new artists to get them a hand up. Way to go guys. Last edited by Rhian; 07-06-2006 at 10:17 PM.
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shoogbear63 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 546	Not to shit on your new plans... but I'm going to miss you playing clever songs that play into the show. I always looked forward to it. Just thought I'd throw in my two cents.
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Zman Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 25	Fat America Somerset might have some Fat Dopey people.. but the sickest I've seen is Indiana.. I took an exit off highway 65 (about dinnertime) on the way from indy to chicago... I couldn't find a restaurant that wasn't a Buffet. maybe 5 restaurants... EVERY ONE had a big ad out front for their buffet.. and there were fatties rollin all around the place
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07-08-2006, 09:28 AM	#27 (permalink)
Mr. Moon Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 81	Sumerset must have a bad Arby's. All ours smell good. Also I recently visited my mom's old hometown and I too recognize the defeated look. All I could think about is how some don't know too much outside their shell and don't realize they don't have to stay there. Everyone basically has to learn a trade and get married early to live in this town. Its sad. But really, I want some Arby's. Or maybe Bojangles. Bojangles it is.
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rellek NO BRUMSKI Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC! Posts: 966	That defeated look is found in most Walmarts. When I need a pick-me-up I'll visit one just to see true misery. By comparison I'm livin' large.
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07-10-2006, 02:49 PM	#30 (permalink)
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