3011: Burn Your Hat w/ Dante Nero

SpareBen · 01-23-2019, 09:20 AM

My Opening Line
Hey, guess what guys, it's free!

FingerLakes · 01-23-2019, 04:02 PM

1 This is my favorite Dante ep
2 Chemda is horny af

FingerLakes · 01-23-2019, 04:11 PM

1b I kinda agree that unless you're a sex addict, fucking after your ex helps you get over them. My friend was dumped by his fiance like...3? years ago? hasn't fucked anyone else and while they haven't met up IRL in all those years he's still at her bec and call when she needs emotional support about her family (or her NEW BF). Like dude. Come on. Go splooge in some poon.

2B I use fap when talking to friends about jerking it. I mean, unless you're talking to a doctor who use the word masturbate? I might say "pleasure myself" when talking to like adults older than (like at group)

porky2468 · 01-25-2019, 06:20 AM

I like the term "have a wank". I know some people don't think it works for girls, but I think wank applies to everyone.

LoopyLou79 · 01-25-2019, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by porky2468

I like the term "have a wank". I know some people don't think it works for girls, but I think wank applies to everyone.

Wankings universal and describes what you’ve been doing perfectly.

Pier777 · 01-29-2019, 08:37 PM

I voted for #2 on the poll where if you wear a MAGA hat, you aren't necessarily a racist. In my defense, I figured you might not be a racist, but you could be really stupid.

As for the word "fap", I've heard... well, oddly enough, I've seen the word many, MANY, times, but never actually heard someone say it out loud. So thank you, Chemda, for giving me the experience of hearing it, as well as its alternate pronunciation of "fape" or "fab" according to Dante. Mostly, I don't think the word is vomitous, as Keith finds it, it just sounds silly and non-threatening, like how the old game show, "Newlywed Game" used the term "Woopie" for FUCK.

Sorry, got carried away. Woopie me.

iamgrilledcheese · 01-31-2019, 06:02 PM

I ship Chemda and Dante. Just picture how weird this couple would be. Who's got popcorn?

SpareBen · 02-01-2019, 09:29 AM

Spoiler Alert: Chemda pretty much stomped on the shipping hopes on Last Week #45.

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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	1b I kinda agree that unless you're a sex addict, fucking after your ex helps you get over them. My friend was dumped by his fiance like...3? years ago? hasn't fucked anyone else and while they haven't met up IRL in all those years he's still at her bec and call when she needs emotional support about her family (or her NEW BF). Like dude. Come on. Go splooge in some poon. 2B I use fap when talking to friends about jerking it. I mean, unless you're talking to a doctor who use the word masturbate? I might say "pleasure myself" when talking to like adults older than (like at group) __________________ -------------------------------------------------
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Pier777 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Jersey (help!), USA Posts: 19	I voted for #2 on the poll where if you wear a MAGA hat, you aren't necessarily a racist. In my defense, I figured you might not be a racist, but you could be really stupid. As for the word "fap", I've heard... well, oddly enough, I've seen the word many, MANY, times, but never actually heard someone say it out loud. So thank you, Chemda, for giving me the experience of hearing it, as well as its alternate pronunciation of "fape" or "fab" according to Dante. Mostly, I don't think the word is vomitous, as Keith finds it, it just sounds silly and non-threatening, like how the old game show, "Newlywed Game" used the term "Woopie" for FUCK. Sorry, got carried away. Woopie me. porky2468 likes this. __________________ My Facespace Page
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