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Bless you | 13 | 35.14% | |
Chemda | 24 | 64.86% | |
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02-05-2019, 06:30 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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3019: Task Rabbit and Other Dating Apps w/ Jessie Jolles
Dating a therapist; what celibacy taught Chemda; men and penis sensitivity; stalking and YOU; Ariana Grande's twice miswritten tattoo; man caught by police through his bragging tweet; how to respond to a sneeze
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02-05-2019, 08:06 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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yikes...*pushes box of bows and stuffies into the back*
lol, no dice, whores! i’ve been ageplaying since whatever age it is it stops being just regular playing. i have a young face; it’s been woven into my sexuality from the get go. it’s presenting pretty acutely these days while i’m exploring what being sexual as a woman means for me, but until then i happily relax onto a giant pink stuffed dog and eat my snacks while i do big girl work, watch Netflix, or blow a dick. |
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02-06-2019, 09:58 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Love Jessie!
This task rabbit thing is blowing my mind. One can pay to have someone come to the house and put furniture together? Or any any odds and ends? Didn’t Richie do something like that? Oh shit. Jessie calls task rabbit and Richie shows up lol |
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02-06-2019, 10:13 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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ain’t the city amazin’?! you can get anything
i myself ordered a bunch of shit last night from the amazons prime and it was in my carport this daggum morning’!!! |
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02-06-2019, 11:41 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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And so it begins....
In a thousand years, the old gods have been forgotten. In the hearts of the remnant, only one name brings comfort. The chant begins, echoing around the new earth. "Chemda! Chemda! Chemda!" |
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02-06-2019, 12:32 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Was hoping to capture Jessie's "check below the deck" serial killer impression on youtube, but the most recent video was over from over weeks ago. Any idea when video shows and/or Silent Trailers will return?
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02-06-2019, 12:53 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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answered Chemda on the poll bc obviously we should do that. it’s beautiful. but, as a professional minister i’m legally licensed to hand down blessings if anyone should need. peace be with you or something like that.
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02-08-2019, 04:35 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Since I don't believe I have the power to ask God to bless anybody I just say the name of another mythical being, like unicorn, chupacabra, or loch ness monster, but I like just saying Chemda so I think I'll switch to that.
PS: To head off any arguments, replace mythical with magical if you need to. You're welcome |
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