302: Father Malley

Rick · 07-07-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by benjita

Um, Roman as in "of Rome", not Roman as in "Roman Empire". It's surprising you don't have much idea of Roman Catholic, as it's portrayed all over the place.

Pentecostal is annoying.

Um, it was a joke as in "I was joking" about associating Catholicism with the Roman empire. That Keith's father might drive a chariot and wear a toga. Joking. A joke. Never mind.

So you find Pentecostal to be annoying? What's next, are you going to say that lava is hot or that fat free mayonnaise is disgusting? Of course Pentecostal is annoying. One doesn't have to be slapped in the forehead by a faith healer to know that.

william · 07-07-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick

I do know quite a bit about speaking in tongues and handling live rattlesnakes, so it all evens out.

Sameual Jackson in Snakes on a Plane:

Wheres a motherfucking Pentecostal when you need one!?!

Milhouse · 07-07-2006, 02:52 PM

Great episode keith and chemda.

I left a comment on the Little Man comments page saying how I thought the movie looked really dumb.. and didn't get posted.. they're filtering comments just like dane cook does on his myspace

CandleGirl · 07-07-2006, 06:03 PM

Bless me Keith, for I have sinned.

MichaelG · 07-07-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CandleGirl

Bless me Keith, for I have sinned.

We all want to know your sins.

Photos would help in the blessings

clownsrscary · 07-07-2006, 09:27 PM

my best friend passed out 2 summers ago and hit her head on a box. She died, not from the blow, but from suffacating from the way her head and neck were placed.

Patrice, clean your rooms!

I still wonder, since her son won millions, hmmmmmm.

Also, 11 stitches later, on a finger...I watched every move. 3 weeks later it is still infected. Gosh, couldn't have been from the 3 calls & 4 pagers she pushed with the damn sterile glove!

Just sayin' Kete!

Kippi ben Kippod · 07-07-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CandleGirl

Bless me Keith, for I have sinned.

Gargle with holy water my child....

scottperezfox · 07-08-2006, 06:32 AM

Ok, I think I've mentioned it before, but I will once again testify first-hand as an American who went to England, picked up the accent, came back, lost the accent, and have picked it up again on a 3-week visit - that Madonna DOES NOT have an English accent. She will occassionally say one word with an English inflection but that's it. I think if she were putting it on, and actually trying to use an accent, she'd be pretty good at it considering she's married to an Englishman and lives over there.

You should be making fun of those Osborne kids and their watered-down Anglo-American accents.

devilishone · 07-08-2006, 07:58 AM

Madonna has a mid-atlantic accent now, as said she will say some words with an english inflection but she's very far from having an english accent. As to the Osborne kids, Kelly is a valley girl without the looks and has no talent (so not much different to most valley girls) and Jack is a dick who lost weight. Good thing their parents have shitloads of money ;])

Zman · 07-10-2006, 03:08 PM

I think Patrice fell down the stairs because she is possessed.
Luckily, Fr. Keith is there to do the exorcism. I want to see an exorcism video of Patrice's head spinning around and vomiting green stuff.

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Milhouse Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska Posts: 49	Great episode keith and chemda. I left a comment on the Little Man comments page saying how I thought the movie looked really dumb.. and didn't get posted.. they're filtering comments just like dane cook does on his myspace Last edited by Milhouse; 07-07-2006 at 03:54 PM.
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CandleGirl Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 184	Bless me Keith, for I have sinned.
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clownsrscary Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota Posts: 5	Beware passing out,... my best friend passed out 2 summers ago and hit her head on a box. She died, not from the blow, but from suffacating from the way her head and neck were placed. Patrice, clean your rooms! I still wonder, since her son won millions, hmmmmmm. Also, 11 stitches later, on a finger...I watched every move. 3 weeks later it is still infected. Gosh, couldn't have been from the 3 calls & 4 pagers she pushed with the damn sterile glove! Just sayin' Kete!
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07-08-2006, 06:32 AM	#18 (permalink)
scottperezfox Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 384	Madonna's British Accent Ok, I think I've mentioned it before, but I will once again testify first-hand as an American who went to England, picked up the accent, came back, lost the accent, and have picked it up again on a 3-week visit - that Madonna DOES NOT have an English accent. She will occassionally say one word with an English inflection but that's it. I think if she were putting it on, and actually trying to use an accent, she'd be pretty good at it considering she's married to an Englishman and lives over there. You should be making fun of those Osborne kids and their watered-down Anglo-American accents. __________________ The Busy Creator Podcast // Subscribe in iTunes // @scottperezfox // perezfox.com
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07-08-2006, 07:58 AM	#19 (permalink)
devilishone Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, Ontario, Canada. Formerly Paisley, Scotland Posts: 606	Madonna has a mid-atlantic accent now, as said she will say some words with an english inflection but she's very far from having an english accent. As to the Osborne kids, Kelly is a valley girl without the looks and has no talent (so not much different to most valley girls) and Jack is a dick who lost weight. Good thing their parents have shitloads of money ;])
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Zman Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 25	Patrice has demons I think Patrice fell down the stairs because she is possessed. Luckily, Fr. Keith is there to do the exorcism. I want to see an exorcism video of Patrice's head spinning around and vomiting green stuff.
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