3034: Did You Drink All the Fresca w/ Emily Lubin

[Sakugenken]

What a great episode, Keith was hilarious! When he quietly asked, "What if they really have Fresca at the party?" I lost it. And the thought of Emily stroking here chin observing everyone at the party was too funny.

Sex aside the guy was a real weirdo. Any new friend that leaves you alone in a strange apartment to "fall asleep" in the next room is bizarre. Hey it's possible he says some medical condition or something but the fact they he didn't come out and apologize like crazy when he woke up shows what a tool he is.

[bag of lazers]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

Well us German girls are 'very good' at everything we do, even answering your carefully constructed science.

I love that a callback happened in the forums after Keith had a bit about a callback in a recent episode.

I love this show. Party Super Party!

[FingerLakes]

This sounds HORRIFYING!
this dude doesn't fucking HUG me after I flew 200 miles, after camming with me for months? Then leaves me in a dark room and "falls asleep"? I would think he was just getting ready to murder me. Thank fuck Emily left and went to a hotel after the first night

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Apia

.... There is no good life without it...

Communication is over rated I heard.

Nuf said...

[flerchin]

Weird sleeping always makes me think opioid abuse. Poor Emily, she must have spent at least $500 to have a pretty lame trip.

[shoebootie]

Flew across the country for a threesome!

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I voted yes but drove over the road. There’s usually a fair amount of ‘wiggle room’ in these polls. Plus we drove by an airport.

Trains, planes, and automobiles. It’s all metaphorical really.

I said no on the poll although I drove over 5 hours one way, also didn't get any. no promises broken though. anyway, I drove a long time but didn't fly and it wasn't to have sex but really to meet and maybe have sex you know if it all seemed cool. Didn't seem like this fit the poll so I said no...

Did I respect the poll?
Am I a trickster?

[Keith]

You did great. It was a question worded in a way, and you answered as per wording. Thank you.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scorpion

Did I respect the poll?
Am I a trickster?

Full disclosure. I drove over-the-road. Montana to Nebraska. It’s a long story but my buddy in Montville, NJ was in town and it just so happened a gal on a dating app was nearby. I had cash to burn and found cheap flight out of Omaha.

So. I did fly, (NE to NJ) which is legit. I flew from the center of the country to the east coast. We did hook up - all weekend. It was glorious. She was wayyy out of my league. It was wonderful. So wonderful that neither of us cared it was her time of the month. We fucked up some towels. Possibly some carpets.

I’m a long time fan now. It’s not my first rodeo when it comes to these polls. As a contrarian, though, sometimes you have to fuck with Keith. In doing so, I have fucked with science. For this I apologize.

Thank you, Scorpion for being the better fan. No. THE BETTER MAN

[Keith]

“I fucked up cause I’m a contrarian.”

No, you just fucked up.

“Maybe I... self-sabotage?”

Shame on you.