3038: Operation Varsity Blues w/ Mike Lawrence and Paul Hooper
 

311's Caribbean Cruise and the Bahamas; HBO's Crashing cancelled; Mike reviews Captain Marvel; DMV worker demands cash and female gropes; the challenges of NYC; comics having children; the college test scandal

Guests:
Mike Lawrence
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Paul Hooper
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Even as a guy I get asked “are you ever going to have kids”. I’m like well my goals are to travel the world, enjoy life, meet people and I don’t see kids fitting into that.....the shit people say. Literally got told, “nothing will fulfill you like being a parent”...fuck you...cause trying to achieve my life goals is so not fulfilling. Oh and I never should of said “I don’t want kids” at my job, they’re all parents and it’s like I’m some kind of hell demon nobody can relate too. I’m like that’s cool, I got my life, my people and I’ll be fine without being included. Just my personal experience.

i expected to feel a maternal call and it has yet to come. if it hasn’t shown up by now, and i’m turning 34 in a couple weeks, i figure it just ain’t comin’. plus, i barely know how to hold a baby, much less keep one alive. i’ve not been around many and most of my close friends don’t have them. sounds like a lot of work and a steep learning curve. no thanks.

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addendum: in my explorations of these feelings i got heavy into breeder kink porn. but, there’s a distinct difference between the filthy, fantasy power dynamic of being knocked up and wanting to be a parent.

My parents tell me to have kids, but have also said they dread that I would because they wouldn't grow up Catholic.

Religion's just great, ain't it?

I fucking love Crashing. That sucks that it's canceled.

If I could've chosen a guest to give me some kind of a break from the dark shadow that's fallen over my country these two would've been near the top of the list as individuals.

Both at once?

Aces babillion.

In college, there's a lot of students that get paid to write papers for otherwise rich lazy students. I got paid about $10/page for a paper once. So those kids in the scandal do not shock me.

I just hope that William Macey finally realized where the half a million dollars went from his bank account. It must have been that because the FBI didn’t take him in at the same time.

please update Paul's picture on the KATG app. He's almost unrecognizable.
I suggest this one https://www.instagram.com/p/BrvgPWvHheh/