3052: April Showers
 

Birthdays; working with your lover; April Fools: Chemda vs. Michael Khalili; Speech Impediment: Keith vs. Christian Finnegan; Kevin Doucet; Nipsey Hussle and the AIDS conspiracy; Gwyneth Paltrow vs. her 14-year-old

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Oh yes of course this doctor cured AIDS in 1988 with homeopathy but somehow it’s 2019 and people all around the world are still dying from it.
And as it’s been so many years the government got a bit lazy in killing all the people that try to talk about the magic cure and accidentally almost let Nipsey finish his documentary.

Or you know it’s Murcia and people get shot daily.

How will we ever know?

I’m shocked that a rapper has been shot. Shocked I say!

Also thanks for the no guest episode. Love these.

P.s
Fuck April fools jokes.

I, like Christian Finnegan, was born on April Fool's Day and really agree that most of the so called "jokes" are just people being mean. Some people still have fun with it though, like this AF campaign by Seiko to build a watch out of rice crackers, Maisie Williams also did a good one with Jimmy Fallon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw2SaHkGfss

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i just had my birthday. i take the entire month of March to celebrate bc fuss is my favorite thing. it makes my husband very anxious. Bear’s birthday is coming up in May and his only request is that i do absolutely nothing. nada. zilch. this makes /me/ feel very anxious. and rude. every year he makes a tremendous effort to do more for me and i make a tremendous effort to do less for him. that’s Love and we rule at it.

I've stopped talking to people for less. Fuckin April fools.


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Or whatever. I'm getting mad for nothing, no one's pranking me.


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I don’t know but I certainly feel like it’s a possibility. AIDS is high money, they currently are selling Prep which is basically the daily pill that protects against HIV and it is HEAVILY marketed in the gay community. Every gay app gives you an advertisement for it. HIV medication is also a pill that’s taken for the rest of someone’s life. So much money in it where I’m not going to say it’s impossible. I hope it isn’t, and it seems unlikely but with that much money behind HIV anything is possible.

"I'm dating your mom" cover idea
 

So, here is my idea for the new album cover. It might be too complicated, but it sounds fun...

Picture a kids birthday party. Two siblings (1 boy, 1 girl) around a party table (lame plastic party table cloth, confetti, balloons) one of them is clearly the birthday person. Everybody's got dopey party hats. You get the idea.

All the kids at the party (I guess as many as you want to add in the picture, maybe just the two siblings or maybe a small gathering of friends) look sad and depressed. The adults in the picture (I guess there should be a parent or two) look very happy. Maybe obvious drinks and other symbols of debauchery.

The birthday kid is about to blow out the candles on the cake and looks terrified.

Keith is making a crazy face at the birthday kid and giving big shooter McGavins.

https://youtu.be/fRTmTgf7th0?t=1

Prominently against the back wall is one of those standard birthday banners with big letters that are joined together, each in a different color. You know the ones that normally say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY", but this one says "I'M DATING YOUR MOTHER".

Something like this bannner
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Or maybe the album title should stand out a bit more, instead of the banner?

That's what I saw in my mind. Feel free to add in your ideas!