3057: Animal Husbandry w/ Will Winner and Patrick Shroeder

Keith · 04-10-2019, 01:58 PM

We’re setting up 2 guys in a donkey suit in the corner and seeing if we catch him like a fake wall set up by the police to catch vandalism.

Archimedes_Screw · 04-10-2019, 02:07 PM

Sometimes a calf will get turned around and you have to go in and pull it out. That requires a cable and shoulder length gloves. Reach in with the cable and slip in on a hoof then pull with everything you got.

High end bulls have to be tested. Their semen can be really profitable to other ranchers that breed cows. To get a sample the farmer inserts an electrified probe into the bull’s ass (with lube of course) and then turns the probe on. The bull’s penis extends and you gotta be quick with a cup.

It is bat shit crazy that the rewording of a sodomy law would hurt farmers. I’ve been shoulder deep in a cow before. Just have a zero animal fucking policy. It would allow breeders and vets to still do their job.

Archimedes_Screw · 04-10-2019, 02:07 PM

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We’re setting up 2 guys in a donkey suit in the corner and seeing if we catch him like a fake wall set up by the police to catch vandalism.

Aaaand I’m cry-laughing picturing this.

FreydNot · 04-10-2019, 07:53 PM

I love all KATG guests equally, but let's just say I'm looking forward to hearing some dirt on Last Week.

HumbleBee · 04-11-2019, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FreydNot

I love all KATG guests equally, but let's just say I'm looking forward to hearing some dirk on Last Week.

Yes! I can't wait for Bianca's thoughts on this because that conversation took. a. turn.

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Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	Pulling calves and semen testing bulls Sometimes a calf will get turned around and you have to go in and pull it out. That requires a cable and shoulder length gloves. Reach in with the cable and slip in on a hoof then pull with everything you got. High end bulls have to be tested. Their semen can be really profitable to other ranchers that breed cows. To get a sample the farmer inserts an electrified probe into the bull’s ass (with lube of course) and then turns the probe on. The bull’s penis extends and you gotta be quick with a cup. It is bat shit crazy that the rewording of a sodomy law would hurt farmers. I’ve been shoulder deep in a cow before. Just have a zero animal fucking policy. It would allow breeders and vets to still do their job. Keith, Sparrow and porky2468 like this.
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FreydNot Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 184	I love all KATG guests equally, but let's just say I'm looking forward to hearing some dirt on Last Week. Keith, Sparrow, porky2468 and 2 others like this. Last edited by FreydNot; 04-15-2019 at 05:33 PM.
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