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07-16-2006, 01:37 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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I bike to and from school in Tallahassee. Freshman year I got clipped by some bitch from my school. I flew across the hood and landed in the middle of a busy intersection. Needless to say all traffic stopped as I lay on my back and the dumb bitch started to drive off before she decides to stop and see if I was ok. I got got up and just biked away leaving the bitch standing there with all the other drivers glaring at her. Later after the shock wore off I got really mad but realized that leaving her there in the middle of the intersection probably fucked more with her mind then anything I could have done if I had stayed.
There are a lot of dick bike guys out there, fuck 'em. And if you ride a bike and don't wear a helmet you should DIE. Helmets are like safety belts, if you don't use them it's your own damn fault when you die. |
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Peace in the middle east
British Journalist in Israel is doing a documentry about conflict in the middle east. he's interviewing one of the top rabbais who has been going to the estern prayer wall for the past 20yrs. Ask the rabbai "what do you do, when you go to the prayer wall" rabbi says " I been praying for peace and harmony" Jounalist asks him how he feels about the situation" rabbi answers " I feel like i been hitting my fucking head against a brick wall"
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Secret code for call the cops --> "Who let the dogs IN...?"
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As for exporting democracy, I know of no examples where this has been successful, and see no evidence that we are succeeding in Iraq. If a democracy like Lebanon allows Hezbollah to control its southern region and attack Israel from within its borders, how is democracy an improvement in such a nation? How would this be different from an armed vigilante group occupying the Southern US and terrorizing those across our southern border? Oh yeah we already have that. |
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