3071: Not Your Father’s Sexual Position w/ Kyle Ocasio

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Get out, Keith. Shut it down. You’re not that guy.

After over 14 years, I gotta be honest: It's starting to look like I am.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Keith

After over 14 years, I gotta be honest: It's starting to look like I am.

Ok. I gotta be honest as well

...part of me is dying to hear the next email #5yrs

[O'Ryan]

This is absolutely riveting and completely fucking bananas. I kept skipping back the podcast, I could barely believe what I was hearing. You could publish the transcript of this for your next book.

[LoopyLou79]

Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl

I maintain that one day we're going to find out your dad is connected to 30 *unsolved cases in the 100 mile radius of their home.

I’m voting another family in that town he doesn’t want to move to.

[bag of lazers]

Originally Posted by Apia

Your father wants you to have a more refined audience. We are the most refined, thanks.

*scrolls up, reads this thread*

....ok.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by bag of lazers

*scrolls up, reads this thread*

....ok.

Apia's right, I literally spent Saturday night in the literal audience of a literal symphony orchestra. What could be more literally refined than that?

I mean, sure, were they accompanying the popcorn megablockbuster Star Wars for an event based on a stupid date pun? Yes, of course, but a symphony orchestra is a symphony orchestra.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

....



But after this ep. not so sure. ... Clearly, he’s so old/ crazy you’ll never get any real info. This just leaves being vindictive.

Get out, Keith. Shut it down. You’re not that guy. Yer fucking with Wishmaster bro.

Nah Keith explained it in the other thread. He totally is that guy.

We've been telling Chemda, over the years, to stop trying to change her parents or expect them to give her something different from what they have. Keith has found this magical sweet spot where he gets what he wants, answers his father would never normally give him, and isn't expecting change or respect.
Catching him in lies is a bonus cuz we all know how we feel about Tricks on this show.

[FingerLakes]

The emails blew me away and pissed me off more.
I really thought Father Malley started this with Keith's feelings at heart. Still rude, butBut after the whole 86/68 thing I've concluded he's hornier than me or Chemda have ever been

[Sparrow]

i really wanna see how perverse he might go with his former delicious pretty pretty yum yum daughter-in-law, but i can’t in good conscience ask Keith to flirtysext with his own father...or can i? #turnmeon

[Sparrow]

email ideas: fauxCat needs more intructions on how to break up a happy home. what should she wear? what does she say? can Father Malley help her write a letter to Keith? would he mind even putting in a good word for her next time he calls Keith?