3071: Not Your Father’s Sexual Position w/ Kyle Ocasio

[Sparrow]

“Father Malley, how do i stoke the flames of men?”

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

“Father Malley, how do i stoke the flames of men?”

You've surpasssed even my threshold for sexy gross stuff there

[Archimedes_Screw]

I really need to meet y’all in person.

[Cretaceous Bob]

This whole email thing is fucking legendary.

[bag of lazers]

Originally Posted by Bucho

Apia's right, I literally spent Saturday night in the literal audience of a literal symphony orchestra. What could be more literally refined than that?

I mean, sure, were they accompanying the popcorn megablockbuster Star Wars for an event based on a stupid date pun? Yes, of course, but a symphony orchestra is a symphony orchestra.

The correct use of the word literally.

But yeah that does sound awesome. May the 4th be with your partysuperparty.

[littlp]

Keith’s Dad was so beyond over the line in contacting his ex behind his back. It isn’t a generational thing. It is a narcissistic asshole thing. I work with older adults, 99% of them would be appalled at this. This is beyond boundaries. So I’m a billion percent behind Keith in pretending to be his ex. His dad will never learn and at least Keith got some information out of it.

I don’t think it is coming from a Dad place. It seems like he was bored and needed to stir up drama and try to be the hero with his bullshit knowledge. And his comment about the 86 being a sexual thing was so freaking gross.


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[LoopyLou79]

I’ve developed a scenario now that involves an underground dungeon/church, an older man dressed as a priest fluent in scripture, and a younger woman eager to learn/please.

(I cannot stress enough both characters are age appropriate consenting adults)

[AstoriaGirl]

I think he confused 86 with 69 and then tried to backtrack and justify it rather than admit he goofed.

[lizsquiz]

Right but can you imagine if any of the 69 email addresses Keith originally looked for had actually been available?!

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Apia

Question suggestions:

Dear ex father in law, I’m thinking about having kids now. I just noticed, you don’t have any grandkids yet. That’s curious. Why do you think this is?

...

Did you enjoy being a father? What was the hardest about it? What was the best?

Speaking of, have you spoken to any of your siblings about this, Keith? Maybe not that you're CATfishing (shit I just got that joke) your dad but that he reached out to your ex wife all creepy like? Maybe he's done it with them too? Were you the first of them to get married?