1627: Spit Take

[Keith]

"She had her eyes scooped out like custard."


The Official Site of Marga Gomez

www.BenLerman.net

www.youtube.com/AntoineShapiro

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[starscream]

Vote yes based solely on wave punching. Protecting our shorelines for decades. All the rest is bonus heroism.

Congratulations to HelloMoto for being the first person to literally make a joke too soon.

[Sparrow]

Yes. Because two fingers up and fuck it.

[Bucho]

Holy fuck Marga is funny.

I also loved Keith making the point about the type of imbecile who thinks they need armed with assault weapons in case the government gets all 1984 up in here and needs taken down. These deluded dipshits would fail against a squad of Kony's emaciated, undernourished child soldiers with their rusty AK-47s let alone a platoon from the most well-equiped armed forces the planet has ever known.

[BrianAlt]

Wow, see you never know how some little thing stays with people all these years.

Thank you, Marga!

[dEadERest]

i will vote before i listen if i feel the poll is nonambiguous

but this one . . this one . . wow . .

[Blitzgal]

Chris Rock on Gun Control - YouTube

[dEadERest]

In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million jewish people and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.

China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million 'educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

[Subsonix]

Australians have never ever had a constitutional right to own firearms. In 96/97 gun control laws were tightened up even further and no one was round up or exterminated.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million jewish people and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.

The Holocaust did not happen because of gun control. This has to be one of the vilest talking points taken up by the far right militia crowd, especially considering the fact that these same people are the ones who've been Holocaust deniers for the past several decades.