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View Poll Results: Would you rather have your dad or Keith's dad?
Mine 66 91.67%
Keith's 6 8.33%
Voters: 72. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 07-02-2019, 08:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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So many thoughts on this episode. Poll - I went ahead and chose my dad even though his love is conditional based upon weight. Not only was I chubby apparently I was also dumb. But I didn’t have to dig holes or reupholster furniture. Probably, because I was too dumb to use a shovel.

My mom is a lot like Father Malley. She just makes shit up and then gaslights the shit out of you when you ask questions. Not sure about FM but my mom is a racist, bigot, liar and thief.

Also, just bought TGAN and reading it now!
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Old 07-02-2019, 09:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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My name is Keith summary episode audio for VIP, sell it for a few dollars as video.

Have Andrea on for sure, Calvin would be great and anybody else who is around can make shock / cringe / panic bonus faces and shrieks in the video background.
Actual Cat and Mark Malley as special call-in guests! if only just to say "jesus fucking christ, this is gross"
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Old 07-02-2019, 09:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Based on your dad's email kerfuffle, I think you should end the charade by sending a not!cat email from your Keith address and a Keith email from your not!cat address and see if he notices.
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Old 07-02-2019, 09:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Keith as Non Cat gets father Mally to meet at a hotel room. Keith opens the door al la To Catch a Father. Wine coolers and everything. Keith can do Cat’s voice from the other room while his dad gets comfortable “I’ll be there in a minute” Have a camera crew there.

Do you need a hug Keith? I feel like you do.
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Old 07-02-2019, 09:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I flipped a coin and voted for my dad(s) to get the poll done. Ugh.
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Old 07-02-2019, 09:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
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This has probably been said before but Keith's dad's biopic would be like a dark version of "Big Fish."
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Old 07-02-2019, 11:22 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Next response to Father Malley

If you send your dad a follow up email you should ask him what he did with all of his money. How much did he send home compared to what he kept for travel expenses. Was he eating steak every night while you and your siblings had to wear bread bags on your feet?
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Old 07-02-2019, 12:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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If you send your dad a follow up email you should ask him what he did with all of his money. How much did he send home compared to what he kept for travel expenses. Was he eating steak every night while you and your siblings had to wear bread bags on your feet?
He would just deny that the kids had it tough at all. He's pretty good at revising history
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Old 07-02-2019, 01:36 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Isn't it obvious?

The next email from Keith should include BJason's rendition of cat's in the cradle.
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Old 07-02-2019, 02:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yaaaas!
My name is Keith summary episode audio for VIP, sell it for a few dollars as video.

Have Andrea on for sure, Calvin would be great and anybody else who is around can make shock / cringe / panic bonus faces and shrieks in the video background.
Or if someone edited all the shows together ala KATG Beginnings that would be cool too because it would be more linear without interjections.

BJason, your parody song was fucking amazing and hilarious! BRAVO!
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