3109: Yesterday w/ Dan LaMorte

Keith · 07-12-2019, 04:00 PM

Same thing.

Bucho · 07-12-2019, 05:39 PM

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Well, it looks like our lives about to change, my man.

How did we get so far without knowing this and somehow remain so pretty?

Keith · 07-12-2019, 05:40 PM

It’s about to get god damn ridiculous.

FingerLakes · 07-15-2019, 08:59 AM

Keith doing a Instagram Influencer-styled face care routine video woulda kinda make my day/week/year

Keith · 07-15-2019, 10:28 AM

A week later: Well folks, turns out you were supposed to wash that off...

Sparrow · 07-15-2019, 10:59 AM

i’m a little horrified at the idea of body lotion on my face. so much pity for all you boys who didn’t grow up learning how to take proper care of the largest organ of your bodies. none of y’all picked up a Seventeen magazine and it shows.

how the eff do you think i maintain this youthful visage despite my lifestyle choices? moisturizer and proper hydration.

MartinCrow · 07-15-2019, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

i’m a little horrified at the idea of body lotion on my face. so much pity for all you boys who didn’t grow up learning how to take proper care of the largest organ of your bodies. none of y’all picked up a Seventeen magazine and it shows.

When I was growing up I was obsessed with moisturizing the largest organ of my body. I used whatever was lying around, body lotion, hand lotion, baby oil and that one time, face cream with exfoliating crystals...I still get nightmares.

Scorpion · 07-16-2019, 10:27 PM

I never use lotion unless its winter and my knuckles are bleeding from being so dry.
I use noxzema if I get sun burned
Have never washed it off, never "moisturize" my face... Maybe that's why I dry shave and it doesn't bother me.... Moisturize your face! Bunch of nonsensical nonsense I say snake oil I say, you're all a bunch of soft skin suckers I say.

FingerLakes · 07-21-2019, 09:50 AM

my face has been particularly dirty and sweaty in this heatwave. Sure wish big, strong man would show me how to properly cleanse and moisturize my face.
*faints daintily over a cushioned chair*

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07-12-2019, 04:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Same thing.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	Keith doing a Instagram Influencer-styled face care routine video woulda kinda make my day/week/year Keith, Scorpion and Lanfear like this.
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07-15-2019, 10:59 AM	#16 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	i’m a little horrified at the idea of body lotion on my face. so much pity for all you boys who didn’t grow up learning how to take proper care of the largest organ of your bodies. none of y’all picked up a Seventeen magazine and it shows. how the eff do you think i maintain this youthful visage despite my lifestyle choices? moisturizer and proper hydration.
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07-16-2019, 10:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	I never use lotion unless its winter and my knuckles are bleeding from being so dry. I use noxzema if I get sun burned Have never washed it off, never "moisturize" my face... Maybe that's why I dry shave and it doesn't bother me.... Moisturize your face! Bunch of nonsensical nonsense I say snake oil I say, you're all a bunch of soft skin suckers I say.
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07-21-2019, 09:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	my face has been particularly dirty and sweaty in this heatwave. Sure wish big, strong man would show me how to properly cleanse and moisturize my face. faints daintily over a cushioned chair Lanfear and LoopyLou79 like this.
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