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MartinCrow · 07-15-2019, 02:40 PM

Am I the only one that managed to convince myself that coffee and a pastry IS a meal? I mean, if pancakes qualify as a meal then my body should thank me for not drenching my chocolate danish in maple syrup! My body is a pear shaped temple.

LoopyLou79 · 07-15-2019, 03:49 PM

I don't have pudding but if I did I would eat it after I'd finished my first course. My parents were strict with me regarding table etiquette.

Plus it was generally understood that I was a little fat kid who had no self-control so I needed to be controlled, especially around food, because as you know girls shouldn't be 1. fat or 2. autonomous.

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MartinCrow Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 16	Am I the only one that managed to convince myself that coffee and a pastry IS a meal? I mean, if pancakes qualify as a meal then my body should thank me for not drenching my chocolate danish in maple syrup! My body is a pear shaped temple. Enunciated Piffle, FingerLakes, craigish and 1 others like this.
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LoopyLou79 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Britain Posts: 408	Pudding After Mains I don't have pudding but if I did I would eat it after I'd finished my first course. My parents were strict with me regarding table etiquette. Plus it was generally understood that I was a little fat kid who had no self-control so I needed to be controlled, especially around food, because as you know girls shouldn't be 1. fat or 2. autonomous.
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