3115: Mind Your Own Business w/ Neko White
 

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic and Keith’s #1 album; hosting a roast battle; stand-up at 14-years-old; The Potterhood Podcast; checking your lover’s private devices; porn

Guest:
Neko White
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I liked Neko, but he seems like a real "open book" kinda guy.

So defensive, yikes.
Also... The dude has a Harry Potter podcast but didn't understand the Voldemort "you-know-who" joke? C'mon.

Thank you, Andrea, for jumping on and saving the day. 🐍

I’m lucky enough to be able to watch the live feeds more often. I’ve started to notice the non verbal communication going on between Keith and Chemda. There is so much work going on as the podcast is being recorded. Chemda is simultaneously conversing with a guest while reading YouTube comments. She does all of this seamlessly. Watching the live feed has given me a greater appreciation of the skill involved in a good podcast especially when there is a difficult guest. Fucking outstanding job KATG crew.

I checked someone's phone, and didn't find anything.

Many years ago, first relationship, was jealous about the number of female friends he had and how flirty he was. Turns out, he was just flirty with everyone, but never crossed a line.

First and last time I ever did that. Now I know better, or I guess I would use it as a confirmation of what I already knew (after seeing several red flags and realizing the other person is obviously lying), before I left the relationship.

My bio dad taped porn over home videos AND I WOULD STILL PICK HIM OVER KEITH’S DAD!

I got some slight Michelle Collins vibes from this dude. He totally lives with his parents and didn’t want to say that.

I looked at my ex-wife's Facebook account and found out she was cheating. I woke up one night at about 11 pm and sat bolt upright knowing something was wrong. My wife wasn't in bed with me. I hadn't necessarily assumed she was cheating at the time but we had been drifting. I went to the laptop which still had her logged into fb. I then got to watch a sexting sesh between her and a mutual acquaintance. She was in another room of the house on her phone and wasn't aware I was awake and following along on her fb account in a web browser. I started grabbing screen shots for evidence but my stomach was doing flips just observing. So I interjected into their conversation just to make it stop. Said I thought it was time they both go to bed and pointed out how bad this guy's sexting game was. We've been divorced since 2016 now and life is much better without a cheating, narcissistic asshole for a partner.

I found the images I took while snooping on my cheating ex. Having some difficulty uploading though. You wanna see this shit?

your ex-wife was the one what sucked at sexting. her responses never further along the narrative. it’s lazy and a clear indication you did the right thing by leaving.

A poll-less show? Say it ain't so! Where is the science???

Hmm... Im gonna be in the minority here but I liked this dude.
Good ep.

Another case of someone who didn't listen to a show first

I did enjoy him on the show though

I had an ex check my Facebook messages after I left my account open on his computer. I have no idea if he suspected anything or just took the opportunity but...
Holy shit... he found what he was looking for.

I had never cheated on this guy, I had never even thought of it. I thought we were in a good place. All of a sudden I'm getting all these questions:

Who is Joe?

Some guy I went to middle school with...

Why is he messaging you?!

I dunno, cos he just got Facebook...

What does it mean when he says "Take care, brush ya hair"?!

That was something we said in the 6th grade when someone got off the bus.

NO! HE SAID THAT TO YOU LAST NIGHT AFTER YOU FUCKED HIM! I KNOW IT!

Uhhhhh.....

Yea, we didn't last long after that.

“It was an inside joke we had about brushing my pussy hair and I - SHIT YOU CAUGHT ME. oh well guess we gotta break up. Bye.”

Yeah, it was as if it took him half an hour until he realized he was on a comedy podcast. Keith should have been so insulted for the first half hour while Neko continuously responded to Keith's goofiness as if Keith was an actual imbecile.

Keith:
I'm so cautious when I do roasts I don't even tell my opponent I'm losing my hair.
Neko:
Yeah, but that wouldn't work because they would be able to see that you're losing your hair.
Your old buddy Bucho:
Flabbergasted emoji

He loosened up some in the second half though and his immediate response to the email was on the money. Before you dive off that Cliff of Broken Trust at least take a look over the edge and make sure you've asked them what's up. You'd have to think that at the very least it'd make any subsequent dive more fun.

Last Week w/ Bianca never comes fast enough.

Really enjoyed Andrea jumping in on this one for the listener email, Chemda had someone to bounce ideas between rather than being talked over by the guest -.- I was pretty done with listening to him after this and just wanted Andrea back the whole time.

In the listener email; the vibe of the situation described sounded more like depression and exhaustion than cheating but it's hard to tell with limited detail.

Trying to define the word plethora. So I’ll use it in a sentence.

“A plethora of mistakes were made when I forgot they ask questions in an interview.”

Neko White is a reminder. Young people need publicists.

Fuck catcher in the rye. The only person I knew who said that was their favorite book was a alcoholic pre med major, who was a real piece of shit

when you listed Neko's credits and said he won Caroline's most funny whatever I thought "woah, didn't Tracey Carnazzo's bf win that thing? OMFG is this him? This is gonna get messy af!"

I was only half right

Wow, a Harry Potter podcast in 2019, cutting edge stuff

If you feel the need to check up on your partner, for whatever reason, it's over. It's up to you how long the death throes of the relationship take to wind down, but you're done.

It's the boring ones you need to watch out for.

I vote this dude the best worst guess. He was terrible and had no personality at all. Or personality that he wanted to show. Sounds like when marina franklin was on the show.

He wasn’t exactly Worst Guest Katguh. He kinda came around the second half of show.

But holy shit. Keith was not allowed to ask him ANY questions. Seemed like Chemda could not tell him nothing.

I actually liked the end part when he shouted out KATG. You could tell he was all ‘Man I nailed this interview’

Probably the funniest part of the ep lol

IT’S HERE!!!

I've been listening forever - FOREVER. I remember show 100! And this has to be the first time I've ever heard a guest take over at the close of the show.

That end bit of him shouting out the show came off as super sarcastic to me. Like that whole part sounded he was running through his credits to hurry up and end the show then added that bit so they wouldn't get mad at him for fucking up the format and being a bit of a dick earlier

Watching Chemda’s face while he did that one the live feed was funny. Then Keith quietly says alright then.

Thanks for the suggestion - I wish my gif skills were better so I could capture Chemda's expression during this.

I thought this guest had moments of being interesting. He would talk for a little bit and I would be invested, then he would say some crap that really made me mad. Mainly the part where he said: "she was that kind of girl" and then refused to acknowledge that that could even mean he was implying she was slutty... It was a little hard to listen to this one and I was glad to hear what everyone thought on last week on katg since I now have vip :) He actually reminded me of guys that have attempted to date me in the past. They start off interesting and then say weird vague shit and when I ask for clarification they go: I dunno why you can't understand I already said it. I basically get like Keith in these situations and say: fuck it we'll never know, bye. lol


As far as checking a past bf device I've never done so. However I had a dumb bf who was letting me use his computer once for a school project. He left fb open and allowed his messages to display on his computer when they came in. So some explicit messages came in from a girl while I was working on an English paper....cheaters are quite dumb

OMG thank you for posting, I forgot one of my favorite parts- dude says you can find his podcast on ... "Apple.com, I think that's how it works?" How can you HAVE a podcast and not know the basics about telling someone where to find it! :D

I kinda lowkey love this type of episode where the guest is a bit of a square peg. You can hear the eyes. Okay maybe not so lowkey.

And “come back when you wanna be a comedian” is absolutely a textbook FUCK OFF.

Looks like somebody has a busy day planned...

To be fair that sounded pretty tongue in cheek to me, like the phrase "wherever books are sold." I feel like podcasters in general never say what specific platform because there's so many (not including asking for reviews on iTunes). Closing the show was definitely awkward though haha.

I didn't mind him, but of course being the audience is only part of it. Super shitty hearing the behind the scenes stuff on Last Week. Obviously you owe him nothing and would risk a ton of energy but - possibility of him coming back if he's paired with another guest? Or even having him in the marathon...then if he's shitty he'll get called out and it's all part of the marathon madness!

I'd genuinely be interested though in a part 2, but he'd be required to listen back to this episode and maybe even have Andrea rip him apart. It's a big shame and I really feel for her!

Gotta say, this was funnier with all the porn spam that was in the thread this morning. :)

I tell you what it's a good thing I was working from home today