3124: Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program w/ Brian Mitchell

[SpareBen]

We're playing fave Ex-JW? Donald Glover.

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Brian was a delight. It’s good to see people leave Jehovah Witnesses and not end up as angry/ jaded as Kurt Metzger, (who I love - just saying)

[SpareBen]

Did I tell you about that time my Catholic mother tried to stop my slide into Jehovah's Witnessdom by staging an intervention with an anti-cult group, the leader of which was a Mennonite?

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

There are so many examples of religion dividing people. The go-to being Judeo-Christian VS Muslim. It’s nice to change it up. I’m adding Brian’s childhood story of having to sit alone because his religion doesn’t allow Birthday parties.

[Enunciated Piffle]

ExtraBenjamin,

Did I tell you about the time I told my southern Baptist mother that I was taking my atheist daughter to the new Jewish Temple - for funzies - prompting a call from my Christian Scientist stepfather, who reminded us to never take blood thinning medication, (even tho he suffered a paralyzing stroke) and now my mom is terrified of losing husband #2

It’s a long story but a lot of lolz

Look. We all can agree. Keith’s dad is the absolute winner of religious wack job. But that doesn’t mean we fans don’t know a runner-up or two.