3125: Hello, The News w/ Tracey Carnazzo

[Rufio]

So did Tracey finally ditch her loser boyfriend?

[Sorin Markov]

I checked out Garrett tanners only fans... $24.99!?! Someone is overestimating his value.

https://onlyfans.com/garretttanner

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Rufio

So did Tracey finally ditch her loser boyfriend?

there sure was a lot of talk about potentially fucking other dudes, and none of it was about Keith this time

[Enunciated Piffle]

Tracy is the bomb dot com. A++

Andrea saying ill shit: solid A

Hard to say what No Cat’s next move will be. As a non-Catholic, I didn’t know about the pre-wedding/ meet with Priest/ thing.

Would it further things, if No Cat asked FM if ‘she’ and Keith had taken his God given advice? Met with him etc

Keith’s playing it smart. Wait for ol Father to jingle. But this whale needs bait

[FingerLakes]

I don't have any direct suggestions for Not!Cat but maybe since Keith is kinda over it, pass the mantle on in a fun way?

I forget his name but the guest who likes to chug tussin I think was the one who suggested something to say in an email and Keith kinda ran with it cuz it was a funny idea. So like maybe, every guest who comes in next week gets to write one line of the email and at the end the end the week you send it out. So long as they arent completely disgusted by the very idea of this whole thing.

[AstoriaGirl]

Originally Posted by Apia

You made it hard but here:

Being 20 and able to see must be nice.
When I was 20 I was in a coma for a year and didn’t see anything.

We've reached the point where I don't know what is real and what is a joke, which is exactly how I felt in the bit in Deadpool.

[chanone]

I don't have kids but we've all experienced days when we're just walking around on autopilot, especially while driving and miss a turn or forget where we're going or drive to work instead of the store or completely forget driving to your destination at all. Add sleep deprivation from having a baby/kids, a full-time job, life, etc. A lot of parents of babies are like zombies and are just going through their day-to-day life on autopilot. I can't imagine how horrible it is for parents this has happened to.

Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl

Here's a pulitzer prize winning article on why these deaths happen. Long story short our fallible brains + too short parental leave + some car policy changes (the move of car seats from the front to back seat, and making car seats for infants rear facing) means that basically anyone could accidentally do this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...a52_story.html

[Keith]

The other day I accidentally put my peanut butter in my refrigerator.

Now picture the poor parents that accidentally put their child in the dishwasher!!!

[SpareBen]

Let's leave Keith to his intellectually superior state of knowing more than the expert who has interviewed people on both sides of the issue and won a Pulitzer prize.

[Keith]

What’s the other side of the issue?