3136: Burning Men w/ Paul Hooper and Rachel Green
 

Selfie culture; public restrooms; sobriety; CNN’s Don Lemon’s sexual assault suit; drunk personalities; CNN’s Chris Cuomo publically explodes over being called Fredo; sex, OneTaste, and Burning Man

Guests:
Paul Hooper
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Rachel Green
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I prefer Yellow Bird’s habanero hot sauce when eating my foot.

Loved the episode! Good to see Hooper on the show again.

If I absolutely had to, I would be able to take a dump in a public restroom.

Overall though, I will hold it in so I can shit at home. I honestly can’t relax and do it anywhere else, most of the time. I always get constipation when traveling and it takes effort when on vacation to shit even in the hotel bathroom.

WORST is people who shit in my gym’s restrooms. It is so hot and humid in the bathroom area because it’s right by the showers and entrance to the sauna room. When someone shits in that warm moist environment, they may as well shit right in your mouth. The stench is so invasive and penetrating. Kinda like how shower farts are especially potent.

Oh Lord Christ.


But as for DeathInGrasp: I hope you voted No.

I'm a Yes. Of course I'll shit in a gym! That was hard work I did. I earned it. Are we getting out toxins or not?

I don’t mean to brag but I may have perfected the outdoor shiza. You find a fallen tree. Hang your heiner - over said tree. Do your biz. Walk away like a pro.

Oh. And Wet Wipes. Wet Wipes are key.

If nature calls, you're gonna answer. If nature's making an emergency call, you're gonna answer quick.

Listening to Paul’s stories has made me realize that I’ve never been drunk.

I've been in recovery for over a decade and I never tried to taste cum??? FML

Once worked in a parking booth, only had enough time to step outside before letting loose. Psyllium fiber is the answer, y'all.

I have ibs so I'm shitting at home twice before work, at work, at the gym after work and when I get home from work. I'm reasonably certain I'll die of colon cancer.