3139: Man on the Moon - Part 2

[Keith]

I’ve heard his stream fairly recently. It’s not the worst in town.

And it’s not that he’s getting horny but he’s a half a eunuch. This guy has a fun punching bag of sorts minimum, I guarantee.

I’m gonna throw up. No, he cums. They all still cum...

[littlp]

Also with the whole catholic priest thing, here is the Wikipedia link [URL][/https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priesthood_in_the_Catholic_Church?wprov=sfti1 URL]

Highlights
- in the US you have to have a degree in Philosophy and then go to the seminary for 4 to 5 years graduate level education studying bible research. Typically they get a Master of Divinity.
- A Bishop has to do the ordination
- during the rite of ordination the person who is called a deacon becomes a priest during holy mass. They recite the Litany of the saints-I’ll bet he doesn’t remember it.


Pretty sure that since he is no longer a priest, which is a huge fucking deal in the Catholic Church as it is supposed to be a life long commitment, that it would be unethical for him to continue to do any “duties” of the priest, especially Pre-Cannon. It wouldn’t count.

Also-I’m a federal employee. There are always hiring freezes as certain presidents like to throw their power around. If someone had alreAdy gone through the background checks, they would have been hired at that point. No one could be hired after that point unless the position was considered to be critical to keeping government operations going. And each head of the various departments can submit lists of jobs that are considered to be critical.

But there is no point telling your dad all of this because he’ll find a way around it.


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[Keith]

"If you have a question, just ask."

[Carruthers]

[FingerLakes]

I wrote an extremely long post, over analyzing all of the things FM said in these two eps, in an attempt to construct a timeline of his life up until Keith was old enough to remember him.

I got about 5 paragraphs in and it was basically "assuming that only one of these is a lie then we have Timeline A, otherwise if all of these are lies then we have Timeline B."

I deleted the post before putting it through because just writing it down let me feel how fucking crazy all of this and how you can drive yourself crazy trying to reason with a psychopath

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

holy fucking shit
did you go to the library and read microfilms?

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by FingerLakes

... did you go to the library and read microfilms?

Nah. There are quite a few sites with old scanned and OCR'd newspapers knocking about on the tubes.

[fathertime]

Can I say here that the song "Cat's In The Cradle" is bullshit?
The old man says that he's away from home a lot and his son grows up mostly without him, but when he contacts his son to visit, his son says that his job is a hassle and his kid has the flu. The son is SPENDING TIME WITH HIS FAMILY, NOT AT ALL WHAT YOU DID, DAD!
The song's premise is bullshit. The father is wrong in thinking his son grew up just like him.

[RichSPK]

Listening to this episode again, and Father Malley's weird rules for himself (while he jingles his libido), I'm reminded of VP Pence's weird rules about not being alone with any women except Mother.

[elvisrico69]

FARTHER MALLEY for best worst gust never on the show..
Our feeble minds wouldn't even comprehend such an award...
Father malley!! father malley!! please tell us the story of when you made Keith🤢🤢🤮🤮