3163: Strike 10 w/ Alia Janine

marykae · 10-03-2019, 09:27 AM

What if you create a new email address as Cat's partner (fake name, no need to involve the actual woman) and send an irate email to your dad that he blew up their life.

Maybe there's a pregnancy or adoption in the mix somewhere too that he ruined.

AstoriaGirl · 10-03-2019, 09:59 AM

Not!Cat and dad should conspire to get rid of Kyle, by whatever means necessary.

AstoriaGirl · 10-03-2019, 10:05 AM

Actually no, I think it's time to end it. Send him an email from not!cat with the file to the two part episode and call it a day.

FingerLakes · 10-03-2019, 10:10 AM

KEITH DOES TALKSPACE?

Keith · 10-03-2019, 10:10 AM

I’m putting a book together of all the times people texted NOW it’s gotten too much and you should end it.

Chapter one is all the times AstoriaGirl said it as she kept praying for the next installment.

punk'n · 10-03-2019, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by marykae

If I were Kyle I would never ever ever go home to PA with you again.

THIS. Kyle has been a great sport through all of this but accusing her of starting a relationship for free babysitting (and I think also money, if you read between Father Malley's lines) is just gross and she shouldn't ever have to see that creep again.

littlp · 10-03-2019, 12:07 PM

Thank goodness Kyle knows Keith well enough for all of this not to bother her too much because this really could have fucked their relationship up. I wouldn’t ever want to go back to visit his family. So disgusting.

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littlp · 10-03-2019, 12:08 PM

Also it’s like-Keith is happy and content, lets fuck it up because I’m bored and miserable and my children should never feel better than me.

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FingerLakes · 10-03-2019, 12:52 PM

just fucking kill him already

we're long past the One Strike and You're Dead rule

marykae · 10-03-2019, 02:46 PM

I think Keith's dad is jealous that Keith gets to follow his passions and make $$

Instead of just admitting he can feel disappointment in his own life while simultaneously being happy for thevson he's supposed to love, he has convinced himself it's not possible to live life the way Keith is.

I know, I know, stop trying to figure out Keith's dad.

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10-03-2019, 09:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	What if you create a new email address as Cat's partner (fake name, no need to involve the actual woman) and send an irate email to your dad that he blew up their life. Maybe there's a pregnancy or adoption in the mix somewhere too that he ruined. Scorpion, AstoriaGirl and Mado like this.
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10-03-2019, 09:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	Not!Cat and dad should conspire to get rid of Kyle, by whatever means necessary.
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10-03-2019, 10:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	Actually no, I think it's time to end it. Send him an email from not!cat with the file to the two part episode and call it a day. FingerLakes likes this.
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10-03-2019, 10:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	I’m putting a book together of all the times people texted NOW it’s gotten too much and you should end it. Chapter one is all the times AstoriaGirl said it as she kept praying for the next installment. jcro21, marykae, AstoriaGirl and 1 others like this.
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10-03-2019, 12:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	Thank goodness Kyle knows Keith well enough for all of this not to bother her too much because this really could have fucked their relationship up. I wouldn’t ever want to go back to visit his family. So disgusting. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Apia and Mado like this.
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10-03-2019, 12:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	Also it’s like-Keith is happy and content, lets fuck it up because I’m bored and miserable and my children should never feel better than me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk shoebootie, Apia, AstoriaGirl and 1 others like this.
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10-03-2019, 12:52 PM	#19 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	just fucking kill him already we're long past the One Strike and You're Dead rule Cubeforce likes this.
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10-03-2019, 02:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	I think Keith's dad is jealous that Keith gets to follow his passions and make $$ Instead of just admitting he can feel disappointment in his own life while simultaneously being happy for thevson he's supposed to love, he has convinced himself it's not possible to live life the way Keith is. I know, I know, stop trying to figure out Keith's dad. littlp, shoebootie, bag of lazers and 2 others like this.
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