3173: Dick Peniston, Esq. w/ Matt Bachus
 

The stock market and plant-based meat; Sober October; gay accusations on a straight date; 65-year-old Dennis Quaid engaged to 26-year-old fiancée; Fake Cat and The Fake Law

Guest:
Matt Bachus
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Remember when Randy Quaid was the creepy Quaid ?

I fucking loved this episode! Matt is so damn funny and just rolls with it. A dream booking would be Matt and Mateo. I would love to hear Matt recount his “are you sure you’re not gay” story to Mateo.

I'm afraid if you fuck around with this fake lawyer thing you might run afoul of laws about impersonating a lawyer.

What you SHOULD do is have Not!Cat go all bunny boiler, and formulate detailed plans on how she's going to kill Kyle and Chemda and Keith too, if it comes down to it. If she can't have Keith Noone will.

There’s impersonating a lawyer laws but not threatening murder laws?

Also, DIDN’T YOU SAY THIS NEEDS TO END?! NOW YOU’RE BRINGING IN MURDER?!

I guess if ya can’t beat em, kill em?

Matt is such a great guest for the dad-isodes! :D

My suggestion for the next email is to turn it back round on your dad. Something like how Kat has so far managed to keep Keith at bay regarding the emails he requested to see but now she suddenly received a legal notice to hand over all emails pertaining to communications with father Malley esq. (or whatever) to a firm representing Keith.
"I don't know what he wants to do with them, but my lawyer friend had a look at the notice and tells me I could be in serious legal trouble if I ignore it! Obviously I don't want to send them our emails, with everything you did for me, and us professing our feelings for each other (keep rubbing this in, the fucking creep!) but what do I do now?? Any advice?"
Maybe end it with "I'm sorry to keep relying on your advice so much in these nasty matters but I'm so glad you got back into my life to be there for me in times of need! I will NOT forget that!" (hint hint?)

I'm not saying actually kill Kyle and Chemda and then yourself! And can one be arrested for jokingly threatening to kill people who are in on the joke?

Oh good gawd this episode had me all a-laffy.
First off, I hear Matt and I see Michael Cerra. I just can’t not.

It’s so hilariously astounding that all of this dad email shit is literally free and highly available to anyone who looks and the one person who should be seeing it is too ignorant to find the VOLUMES of this shit online.

What’s going on in the studio this week? The energy on every show this week has been AMAZING. Is the new intern filtering essential oils through the vents? Did you get some bad vibes out of the studio via the mystery boxes? Is it Bianca’s cancer? Chemda’s new root canal? The fake lawsuit?

Thanks for sharing so much of your lives with us in such an entertaining way.

Emails to dad suggestions
 

Can fake Cat suggest that your dad files for a Keith and desist order? Btw love the show, I'm bawling 😂