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Keith 10-23-2019 06:29 PM

3174: Stuff It w/ Jesse Joyce
 
Fatherhood; taxidermy; holding referees accountable; Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump and the Video Music Awards; Cuba Gooding Jr. vs. 14 women over sexual misconduct allegations; defending The Church; farmers have the most sex

Guest:
Jesse Joyce
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punk'n 10-23-2019 08:22 PM

I'm so sorry but I totally get Jesse's point about the taxidermy. I love animals and I use the same justification to wear fur. I have 3 fur coats, they're all from the 80s, and I got them all at estate sales or thrift stores for less than $40 so I don't feel like I'm supporting the fur industry. I know it's terrible but we all have to sleep at night...

Keith 10-23-2019 08:25 PM

Does your closet look like his den?

Bucho 10-24-2019 01:27 AM

Good old Jesse, probably the most proficient KATG guest of all time.

Keith 10-24-2019 01:34 AM

I hung out with him right after and he was starting to tell me about The worst exaggerated credits story he heard. (I forget how it came up.) He was gonna tell me about a story where someone said they write for SNL but they just wrote in unsolicited jokes.

Before he started the story and he said The worst resume story I ever heard was - I interrupted: "Being proficient in Spanish?"

He gut-laughed genuinely. I think he knows.

Bucho 10-24-2019 02:24 AM

I was thankful he said he only eyerolls internally at yoga. With those massive peepers can you imagine the carnage if it was external?

Archimedes_Screw 10-24-2019 09:52 AM

It was like seeing an old friend and picking up right where we left off at. Loved the episode.

littlp 10-24-2019 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 878950)
I donít believe that coaches are as bad in molestation as priests.

When you have the threat of eternal hell thrown at you because you refused to blow the priest and you are 12, itís pretty bad.



Not necessarily. Remember the assistant coach at penn state? He was raping kids left and right. A lot of chomos become coaches, mentors etc to present themselves as safe upstanding people, so when they start molesting theyíll tell the victims that no one will believe them and/or threaten to kill their family. As a parent you really have to watch out with who you trust.


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invader 10-24-2019 10:57 AM

Jesse Joyce! GET FUCKING HYPED. You guys have no idea how much I always love the dynamic of you three. Classic KATG bypass my ears and shoot it straight into my veins.

ThePinkSuperhero 10-24-2019 11:14 AM

Much LOLs for Jesse. I was dying during the fake orgasm segment. Someone please post it for most funniest moment if I don't get to it first!

jcro21 10-24-2019 12:49 PM

Ew Jesse has dozens of taxidermied animals in his house WTF??? You think you know someone after 80+ episodes and 10+ years, I guess this is what happens when good honest people move to Los Angeles.

Bucho 10-24-2019 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by invader (Post 878954)
[SIZE="7"]You guys have no idea how much I always love the dynamic of you three.

Maybe my greatest KATG regret is we never got that sitcom where Jesse and Keith basically play themselves as roommates with that magical dynamic at the core of the show.

Carruthers 10-24-2019 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucho (Post 878946)
I was thankful he said he only eyerolls internally at yoga. With those massive peepers can you imagine the carnage if it was external?

Now doubting climate change responsible for cyclones

shoebootie 10-24-2019 03:25 PM

The pic of Jesse's den is way more than I'd expected to see. If you like weird shit and taxidermied animals, check out Space Farms Museum and Zoo in Sussex, NJ and check out Goliath the Bear, the gem of their taxidermy collection.

I voted "no" in the poll, it's not for me, but I can see the justification of "well they're vintage dead animals, not fresh dead animals."

lizsquiz 10-24-2019 03:30 PM

Jesse's den is straight out of a nightmare or a horror movie.

shoebootie 10-24-2019 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 878964)
I donít enjoy dead animals staring at me.

yet Jesse can bang it out in front of their dead eyes. go figure!

littlp 10-24-2019 04:22 PM

That den is straight out of a movie set about an African Safari hunter.


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otterintheflightdeck 10-24-2019 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePinkSuperhero (Post 878955)
I was dying during the fake orgasm segment. Someone please post it for most funniest moment if I don't get to it first!

+1. Is there a "Best New Ringtone" category?

porky2468 10-25-2019 02:38 AM

Jesse's den is horrific, but I understand what he and punk'n are saying. He's not creating more demand for the killing of animals. This is how I justify wearing my bobble hat... I found it on the floor (because I'm gross) and it turned out the bobble is raccoon fur and it's so warm and snug. But I didn't buy it from the company so didn't increase their sales.

porky2468 10-25-2019 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 878963)
Oh I, sure it happens a lot. I just think a priest can manipulate the victim with religion in addiction to this.

I'm yet to get to this part in the episode, but will chime in anyway...

Sport can be as important to some people as religion. It might be your dream to be a professional athlete, or it might be your way into college (because college is insanely expensive in America!!). So now this guy has the power to help you make that happen, or he could ruin it all for you.

porky2468 10-25-2019 04:00 AM

And now I've finished! Jesse's justification of taxidermy kind of falls apart when he says he likes Bear Burger because he "likes to eat exotic animals". Do Bear Burger buy their meat off of old dudes on Ebay?

NotARegularMom 10-25-2019 08:05 AM

Jesseís taxidermy doesnít phase me as an adult. Itís pretty common here in Oklahoma. I donít want a living room like that but it doesnít even strike me as that weird. That said, heíll be sad when he finds out it actually scared the shit out of his kids when they were little. My aunt and uncle had a living room like that and it scared the shit out of me until I was about 16.

Archimedes_Screw 10-25-2019 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotARegularMom (Post 878976)
Jesseís taxidermy doesnít phase me as an adult. Itís pretty common here in Oklahoma. I donít want a living room like that but it doesnít even strike me as that weird. That said, heíll be sad when he finds out it actually scared the shit out of his kids when they were little. My aunt and uncle had a living room like that and it scared the shit out of me until I was about 16.

I sometimes forget that youíre a fellow Okie lol.

I get why he likes taxidermy but itís too close to trophy hunting and I abhor that practice.

jcro21 10-25-2019 11:55 AM

Wanting to turn your house into the natural history museum is some batman villain motivation shit. How long before he gets on the market for human skulls?? "Well they were already dead, so it's not like I killed anyone........"

banger316 10-27-2019 03:18 PM

Yes Please
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucho (Post 878958)
Maybe my greatest KATG regret is we never got that sitcom where Jesse and Keith basically play themselves as roommates with that magical dynamic at the core of the show.

I would pay all the monies for this :D

da_ticklah 10-31-2019 12:11 AM

They were so dismissive and annoying I actually agree with Jesse in the taxidermy Out of spite .


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