3188: Random Acts of Muff Dive w/ Billy Procida
Your next President’s sexual opinions; Billy’s dad; Billy’s new girlfriend; Billy’s slutty intern; Billy’s oral sex couples challenge; depression and group therapy; Billy’s box-eating reviews feat. Andrea Allan
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Look at Billy, pretending legalizing prostitution is only about prudishness and individual rights and doesn't come with a whole host of legal and ethical issues to address. But he's right, sex trafficking is really NBD and we need to just legalize it all across the board. #guessimsexnegative
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Chemda, marry me.
Also fuck Billy. But don't really fuck him. |
I love every Billy episode of KATG and HMCH because everybody treats him like a trashfire and literally laughs at him to his face and he keeps coming back. :D:D:D
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Love it when Billy is on the show, the back and forth is so funny :D
One thing I noticed though, around the 41-minute mark, Billy is talking about a character in Blinded by the Light, and refers to him as a 'Paki'. Here in the UK, that's a racial slur used against people who (like me) are brown. Is this different in the US? Obviously I know that no one on the show has any negative racial feelings, and I don't want to come across as precious, but I was curious when I heard that word used..... Dan :D |
Billy is so afraid of Keith but Chemda regularly verbally eviscerates him and his ridiculous statements. And his blindness to not understanding why Chemda was upset with his idea about only the guys getting blown. How wouldn’t it not be interesting for the women in these couples to also get eaten out. Why do the men only get to have pleasure?
He’s always fun to listen to because he is just ridiculous. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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I'm a hundred percent hetero but I'd date a thousand women before dating Billy. |
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Which honestly I appreciate because he tries and he wants to be better, I don't think he fakes it he just needs to work on his implicit biases and both Chemda and Andrea&Emily are seeing through his facade so we get to enjoy some well earned funny knock downs. |
Love when Chemda picks on a guest. #aggressive
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Made it 15 minutes before turning it off
Blessings to all |
Great show!
It’s confusing Billy thinks the blow job set is up is a “social experiment”. Yet he’s going to tell a woman how to perform to throw off the results? He seems to think he’s so amazing and sex positive but he sounds like a pervy puppet master when he says that stuff. |
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Seems like his main goal is to destroy monogamous relationships. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
There is almost zero chance that in 15 years we don't end up with a documentary detailing how Billy was committing "murder-play" across NYC.
Seriously, the guy gives me the creepiest chills |
It seems to me the reason he’s so “ inexplicably unhappy” has to do with the lifestyle he’s living. At the risk of sounding like a complete prude, poly relationships require a complete lack of self regard to such an extent that I find it hard to see them as healthy.
As soon as he mentioned his announcement gf as already having a bf, which he’d had to make an impression on in some sort of twisted, father-of-the-bride slash husband-of-the-bride type territorial way, I was like, “umm.....:o!” If my bf was ok with my fucking other dudes willy nilly and all up in his face, or vice versa for that matter, something would have to be horribly fucking wrong. At the same, at the risk of contradicting myself, lifelong monogamy, especially in its potentially decades long capacity, is also unsustainable for a lot of us. What a hard circle to square, huh. The only flimsy, possibly disastrous/potentially workable compromise I can come up with is blanket permission for safe flings between the two parties without their knowing the who, what, where, or even if of it. But, honestly speaking, it seems the only way that doesn’t signal an unhealthy dynamic and a personal lack of regard (low self-esteem) is good old fashioned covert cheating the other party isn’t aware of, which of course, reliably signals that you’re a dick. How can you win. |
Btw, that intern email was a work of fucking idk what, art? Very well-written. I listened to it on the commute from a long day at work, and enjoyed Keith’s reading of it a little too much.
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I think a Billy/JFOD episode would be delightful.
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I think he is fascinating and he tries to be very open and honest. He may have some maturity issues but he doesn't try to hurt anyone he doesn't seem to me like a manipulator. I don't hear him running a con on women to sleep with him, I think if he did KaTG wouldn't have him as a guest. I like him on the show, he is funny and open. Sometimes he Chemda or Keith point out his self trickery and he laughs at himself. I don't live his life and I don't envy it and I think he is interesting and fun on the show. I think the shows he is on is entertaining, it's good podcast play. |
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Didn’t vote.
The option ‘I don’t have a muff but would like one just so I can pee in Billy’s mouth - just a little before informing him the $2,500 that was promised - ain’t happening, wasn’t available. Blame me but I blame poor science. |
As punishment for his ludicrous idea involving a dude getting blown several times while nobody goes down on the women Billy should have to go down on several women for hours at a time while leaving his own pants on.
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If it was a poly couple I could kind of maybe almost see it as "funny" if he got it wrong. Kind of like a quiz show for boring (monogamous) couples with them not knowing when their anniversary is. But even so, what is the woman getting out of this AT ALL? I think Billy just doesn't understand the concept of game shows and / or entertainment. |
"If someone wants to be eaten out, I'll eat them out".
Gross! The way he said it was so impersonal. Like, yeah I'll go to the post office if you need me to. No one wants you to eat them out, Billy. That's not a concillation prize. He doesn't seem to get that a one sided thing with couples doesn't work. Despite my posts, I actually enjoy listening to Billy. He's ridiculous, and it's funny in an exasperated kind of way. |
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Billy is a pretentious douche with his "I'm always fucking" lifestyle. No wonder he's unhappy. Wheres the "I don't have a muff and even if I did I wouldn't let Billy near it" option?
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When Billy says, “What is jealousy in a relationship? Isn’t that just a lack of confidence?” I think, wow. That’s kinda deep. I myself have little - to no confidence. Is this what’s preventing me from entering a poly relationship? Possibly fucking far more people and engaging in ‘no strings’ sex?!
Then I listen to Billy dumbly ask Andrea about their encounter. He confidently asked like he knew the answer would be - Billy ‘Clit Master’ of the cunnilingus - which was not the response. So now I wonder. Is Billy just overly confident? Like almost delusional confident, in his approach to women? |
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You must have never been to Brooklyn, the international capitol of severely overconfident, completely average, extremely demanding, secretly depressed, white dudes. |
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So you’ve run into a few out that way, huh? I wonder though. Is it solely a white guy thing? I’m seriously asking cuz - I live in Montana. |
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Not at all. |
Lol “paki kid” :o
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Dudes like Billy talk in circles, drop names or words from some secluded sub culture (Our Thrupple is so into Breathplay) to sound enlightened and just sit there like "well take me, what other choice do you have?" |
Meta Morphin’ Poly Rangers! I love Billy episodes!
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