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11-15-2019, 06:32 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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$1,000,000 is a lot of money. That buys a lot of body scrub and therapy. And with the leftovers, easily a few hundred bucks, I could buy a Nintendo Switch...
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11-15-2019, 08:28 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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Nothing like being splashed with a projectile gob of purulent sputum while suctioning a grody tracheostomy. Also once had a dying patient with a bowel obstruction projectile vomit all over me with the foulest combination of putrefied liquid semi digested food and fecal matter, it really felt like it could have been a bucket’s worth, and all I got for it was a horrendous eye infection and a trip to outpatient occupational health. Working in health care for the past decade, I’ve had all sorts of human excretions end up on me. Hell yeah I’d take a million bucks. |
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Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast
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11-16-2019, 09:01 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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shoulda known the thread for this show would be disgusting, I feel physically ill now.
That being said, at least Kyle looks good on the toilet |
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11-16-2019, 11:30 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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You're immune to your kids shit. But that's different from strangers shit. Just like your own blood and your kids blood is different than random peoples blood. Blood and shit carry all sorts of diseases. The repulsion to bodily fluids is a natural instinct for disease prevention. Just like our repulsion to dead bodies.
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11-16-2019, 11:52 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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After listening to the show since 2008 I finally had a near-death experience in my car!! I’m pleased to report that Keith making the liquid gurgling noise made me retch and swerve between lanes while on the freeway. This experience motivated me to get off my ass and on to the Kickstarter website because I can never get enough of Chemda and Keith, even when they almost kill me!
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