3202: Awesome Absolutely Awesome w/ Paul Hooper
 

Singing talent; David Hasselhoff, comedian; fighting the airlines; cigarettes, real and otherwise; drinking and past relationships; family business

Guest:
Paul Hooper
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Your father is mentally ill.

DOUBLE TALK, DOUBLE TALK. DOUBLE DOUBLE, DOUBLE TALK. IS IT ALL NOTHING MORE THAN HEAVENLY DOUBLE TALK? LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER.

.....and it just goes on like that for the rest of the page...

He needs medicated.

It’s art, baby.

Maybe you’re not ready for the awe and wonder of what you are about to receive. Should you blame yourself? No. You won’t get what you are not ready to receive.

I highly recommend following Paul on insta and especially checking out his stories.

I almost missed one of the 'pretty much naked' pics he mentioned on the show but I was helpfully given a reminder by a dear friend that shall remain anonymous.

The first paragraph of the book is ONE SENTENCE. And he uses the word "although" TWICE. In. ONE. Sentence.

Aye-aye-eeesh!

Losing my shit just at the table of contents! I don't know why but it just looks bad already. In a book about the 3 wise men there's a chapter called "Puppy Love strikes"
1)I doubt it
2) Get a proofreader. Why is that strikes in lowercase?

DOUBLE TALK DOUBLE TALK IS IT ALL NOTHING MORE THAN HEAVENLY DOUBLE TALK?


If there was ever a doubt that your father was a serial killer, this page of "writing" completely quells that fear

If anyone didn’t hear the show yet and are confused, they’re referencing the pages from my dad’s book that are in Update #2 at KATG.com/KICK

It’s... I... it’s that... I’m TYPING and I’m stuttering. It’s... Good God...

A humble suggestion
 

Been thinking that this whole saga needs an official name.

How about:
The Kat-fish Chronicles

Season 1: Can you keep a secret?
Season 2: The Coverup