3207: Plot Holes w/ Shelton Lindsay
 

Older lovers; gyms and broken assholes; The Emails: The Ending?; Cuba Gooding Jr. and Jeffrey Epstein’s estate; The $120,000 Banana Saga

Guest:
Shelton Lindsay
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It is obvious that Father Malley's superior intellect is about to uncover Keith's heinous deception all by himself!

As the saying goes, you might have heard of it: if there is a land where everybody who lives there has not the gift of sight, then perhaps a man who has some sight, not both eyes but perhaps only one of them, will be the ruler of all the people who have none at all in that land, like a president of sorts maybe.

Food for thought.

Today’s Peewee’s Fun House secret word is “behave”.

HE STILL MANAGED TO BE A CREEPY FUCK BY MENTIONING “USED TO BE INTIMATELY INVOLVED” Jesus he constantly thinks about fucking.


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Been a book nerd all my life. I can’t get past the ridiculous book endorsements. They’re not just obviously made up. It’s really bad writing.

I am excited that Andrea and Bianca are gonna read it though. Comedically, it’s gold!!!

The problem with FM’s quiz is that he would make up shit that wasn’t in there or something so minuscule such as the full bible verse/passage numbers. It wouldn’t be a simple quiz. It would be essay based. He wouldn’t be kind enough for multiple choice.


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My prediction is that FM will decide eventually that it's all Cat's fault because she spent too much time with Chemda.

Keith should have just moved back into his hometown to get away from the big evil city after he got married and none of this would have happened.

No one would.

It makes ya wonder. Religion seems to make religious people gullible. But being gullible and downright stupid are two different things. I wonder. Do religious folks enjoy FM writing?

Better yet. Did the guy who invested in FM book, what’s his thoughts on the finished product? It might be i interesting to hear his thoughts. His expectations vs finished product. They gotta differ right?

Expectations vs. Finished product

He hoped to get a return on his investment vs. He didn’t

FUCK
I'M BACK ON BOARD FOR NOT!CAT IF SHE IS GOING TO BE EVOLVING INTO A FULL SPLIT PERSONALITY IN DRAG. OMG YOU'D WEAR A STRAP ON UNDER THE DRESS TO MAKE IT FULLY NUTS (of course you could just stay hard for the whole performance. but let's start small)

Bang it out
 

Alright so FM is clearly delusional and we have known that, right.
However, how he can be so delusional to not see what is happening after the “I’d bang him stupid!” I, I... I just don’t know. I don’t get it, how could he... I mean WTF? I believe it, I just can’t believe it!

Oh. Totally.

I do think it’d be interesting to hear this investor talk about it though. Did FM impress him initially? What’s his feelings now? Any idea of how many units actually sold? All that.

Maybe once the saga of No Cat is finished, you and Chemda do a phone interview with this guy? Or meh?

When you order it online vs when you get it...

Keith should do his stand-up in April as his drag persona Cat Fisher.

Can you fucking imagine?
Chemda would be the MC: "Thanks everyone for coming to Keith's once a year show. Before we begin here's some background, reach under your chair to find a pen and paper, you'll need to take notes. So, 12 months ago Keith's dad, we call him Father Malley, contacted Keith's wife of THREE YEARS but she told Keith and he started emailing as Cat but we call him Not!Cat..."

[10 minutes of explaining later]
"And now Keith will be doing stand up but only address him as his dragsona, Cat Fischer!"


Jesus Christ. I just got so excited. Can I pre-pay for a VIP pass to this?

Dad emails t-shirts keep writing themselves:

“Behave”

???

“Unabridged: Free Bonus Material”

“Tomato Soup”

I think Keith’s dad is devastated Bc he needs notCat to be realCat and we are witnessing his brain processing this realization. And I also agree with Keith’s expectation that there won’t be “closure” but rather a discouragement to future emailing / interference with Kyle’s kids. Considering how malicious Keith’s dad is it seems this is the only way to handle this. Well done, Keith! Also I love Chemda so much, the check in with a , “how are you doing buddy?” are super important. Keith is figuratively an orphan with socially inflicted son obligations to two people who are not able to be parents. His mom in mental decline and his dad just completely inept to be a dad.

Love you guys and thank you for sharing this stuff - as wild as it is I also think it is relatable to almost everyone on some level.

Possible Cat Email idea
 

Has anybody suggested that maybe the next Cat email should have a photo of Keith holding one of their email correspondences (proof life pose) and in all caps behave!!!

And then Keith emails his dad:
a) same photo or
b) a second photo looking at the email sternly or with the thinking 🤔/ scowling 🤨 expression

Maybe increase the font of the printout so it’s easy to tell it’s one of the emails.

Maybe use the email with “makes my libido jingle” quote bolded and underlined (in extra big font so it can be clearly read).