3211: The Roaring Twenties

Keith · 01-06-2020, 07:25 PM

World War III; Stephen King’s child sex literature; The Game Changers and Keith the vegitarian; Pope Francis smacks a woman and non-apologizes; Mariah Carey’s 25-year-old Christmas song reaches #1; Barack Obama’s favorite shows; Kevin Hart’s Don’t Fuck This Up; getting caught having sex; kids giving Christmas gifts; 2020 Golden Globes; the Austrailian wildfires

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Keith · 01-07-2020, 02:11 AM

I NEVER eat the double dosis!!!

Bucho · 01-07-2020, 02:37 AM

FINALLY!

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Lanfear · 01-07-2020, 03:50 AM

This episode is an example of what happens when you keep Keith away from a recording device - just bubbling energy trying to get all his thoughts out.

Happy the move went well and you are back!

Archimedes_Screw · 01-07-2020, 08:02 AM

Always lock the door! Locking the door is part of the forplay for us.

flerchin · 01-07-2020, 08:20 AM

Keith being a vegetarian is the best joke he's told this year.

The US GDP is number one in the world by a large margin, and will likely remain so until/unless China grows past it sometime in the 2050s. The only per capita stat that the US is even close to number one on is obesity and gun ownership.

Lock the damn door for sexy times. You can buy a new bedroom door lock for $10. Yes I walked in on my parents, yes my kids walked in on me before I got a bedroom door lock (no I don't think they noticed).

Hera · 01-07-2020, 08:35 AM

‘Australia has to wait for help.’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😍

Noeld · 01-07-2020, 08:49 AM

Sven moving is the best. I used them last year and they saved the day. Also! I know Sven from before either of us had moved to New York. And I officiated his wedding!

FingerLakes · 01-07-2020, 09:01 AM

"I was thinking about becoming vegetarian"

Well that's it folks.
It took 9 months but the trauma of the Not!Cat emails finally broke Keith.
I'm so sorry that this is how it all ends but clearly his mind has gone to some dark place and he's just completely lost himself.

Keith · 01-07-2020, 11:19 AM

I was thinking ones I DON’T like, but you think find plant-based food I DO like?

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Hera Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 79	‘Australia has to wait for help.’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😍 Keith and SpareBen like this.
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Noeld Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 6	Sven Sven moving is the best. I used them last year and they saved the day. Also! I know Sven from before either of us had moved to New York. And I officiated his wedding! Keith, The Girl and Hera like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	"I was thinking about becoming vegetarian" Well that's it folks. It took 9 months but the trauma of the Not!Cat emails finally broke Keith. I'm so sorry that this is how it all ends but clearly his mind has gone to some dark place and he's just completely lost himself. Keith, Scorpion, Lanfear and 4 others like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	I was thinking ones I DON’T like, but you think find plant-based food I DO like? Bucho, Scorpion, Skyler and 2 others like this.
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