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3226: We’re All Assholes w/ Danny Vega and Sara Levine
Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes
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Going to continue my "live-reaction" to the show:
Keith singing Taylor Swift! My favorite! "Am I the Asshole" is a total favorite of mine. Danny is ludicrous in such a great way! And Sara Carter?! Hahahaha Had to pass her bra down to the stage. That was sick a great place for a Third Love ad spot! Choking is definitely a second-date conversation topic. Or for after a first date if it goes well... "Do you have a container for the butter?..." Olive Garden, Danny? Olive Garden?! Ok, going to listen a bit more Ok I'm back. "Sorry, Keith. He turned my mic down." Dead. I would divorce that person, too. I'm glad my future wife Apia would never busy body someone else's family for giving sips of a margarita to their teenage kid. "You had a LOT of friends get fired?! YOU'RE LYING" Ok, this is an early contender for a KATGUH. Fuck Trevor. "The little person is the asshole." "When you're hiring someone to suck your dick..." "At least take off one headphone." Danny and Sara's podcast is hilarious and I just LOVE Chemda and Keith's take on these questions. Great episode. Ok bye. Last edited by Kory; 02-05-2020 at 07:07 PM. |
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One time I was at Olive Garden with my boyfriend, and I asked the waiter if we can have the remaining breadsticks on the table to go, and he came back with a fuckin DOZEN of them in a bag for me ... I'm like, if you're trying to seduce me, it is working.
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And I didn't even have to slip him a $20.
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In Texas, a person may purchase an alcoholic beverage for or give an alcoholic beverage to a minor if he is the minor's adult parent, guardian, or spouse, or an adult in whose custody the minor has been committed by a court, and he is visibly present when the minor possesses or consumes the alcoholic beverage.
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The borrowing a cow story was incredible.
The fact the catfisher wrote this elaborate pastoral daydream was so absurd and wonderful. I wonder if they get off on lying. Or maybe it was all true and they and their cow died in a car crash on their way to meet up with him for the cow photo. Who wants movie rights to this gem? |
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Even the fucking bots gotta get a chip in about the Lions.
That read like an elementary school paper titled "My Favorite Team." So that was football. Next, Bearrof, movies? *Edit* if you delete the bot posts I look like a lunatic. Last edited by Kory; 02-07-2020 at 12:49 PM. Reason: Update |
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