3226: We’re All Assholes w/ Danny Vega and Sara Levine
 

Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes

Guests:
Danny Vega
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Sara Levine
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Going to continue my "live-reaction" to the show:

Keith singing Taylor Swift! My favorite!

"Am I the Asshole" is a total favorite of mine. Danny is ludicrous in such a great way! And Sara Carter?! Hahahaha

Had to pass her bra down to the stage. That was sick a great place for a Third Love ad spot!

Choking is definitely a second-date conversation topic. Or for after a first date if it goes well...

"Do you have a container for the butter?..."

Olive Garden, Danny? Olive Garden?!

Ok, going to listen a bit more

Ok I'm back. "Sorry, Keith. He turned my mic down." Dead.

I would divorce that person, too. I'm glad my future wife Apia would never busy body someone else's family for giving sips of a margarita to their teenage kid.

"You had a LOT of friends get fired?! YOU'RE LYING" Ok, this is an early contender for a KATGUH. Fuck Trevor.

"The little person is the asshole."

"When you're hiring someone to suck your dick..." "At least take off one headphone."

Danny and Sara's podcast is hilarious and I just LOVE Chemda and Keith's take on these questions. Great episode. Ok bye.

Thanks for reminding me of these hilarious moments. The Trevor rant is a Keith greatest hit FOR SURE

One time I was at Olive Garden with my boyfriend, and I asked the waiter if we can have the remaining breadsticks on the table to go, and he came back with a fuckin DOZEN of them in a bag for me ... I'm like, if you're trying to seduce me, it is working.

And I didn't even have to slip him a $20.

Keith, Russian bots are trying to tamper with your polls

In Texas, a person may purchase an alcoholic beverage for or give an alcoholic beverage to a minor if he is the minor's adult parent, guardian, or spouse, or an adult in whose custody the minor has been committed by a court, and he is visibly present when the minor possesses or consumes the alcoholic beverage.


Way to go Texas :)

The borrowing a cow story was incredible.

The fact the catfisher wrote this elaborate pastoral daydream was so absurd and wonderful. I wonder if they get off on lying.

Or maybe it was all true and they and their cow died in a car crash on their way to meet up with him for the cow photo. Who wants movie rights to this gem?

Of course! Who doesn't love Lil Wayne?

Even the fucking bots gotta get a chip in about the Lions.

That read like an elementary school paper titled "My Favorite Team." So that was football. Next, Bearrof, movies?

*Edit* if you delete the bot posts I look like a lunatic.