3230: A Moist Wink w/ Kyle and Benny Ocasio
 

Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family

First! (told you, Chemda)

Everyone needs to follow on Twitch for the lovely conversation and early viewing!!

I can't believe the latest unfolding in the Father Malley saga. I refuse to believe it's over. I think we are just reaching the climax (pun intended).

Anyway, planes suck. Be nice to people on them or everyone will collectively lose their shit and society will end.

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Apparently he’s under the impression see no evil read no evil tell no secrets he’s like a rabbit we need to beat them out with the carrot :rolleyes:

I’d marry Chemda’s exaggerated point about being on an airplane if it was legal.

My TV is broken. WHY ARE YOU WATCHING TV?!

Etc.

Did you just discover watching TV right after their TV broke?

I don’t know what that means but I want everyone to know I wasn’t complaining the Crocs were $35. I was amazed. I thought they’d be $75 and more cause it was a vacation place! I loved that purchase!

I was referencing the Casey and Courtney smoking situation (which I agree with you on, btw)

No way this is over. Father Malley is so bizarre and up his own ass, I don't think this story will end until he dies. Even then, I don't doubt that more questions will arise that you'll never get an answer to.

Cat's Cradle Season 3 has the potential to be the finale to the most epic trilogy of our era. Lord of the Whos? Star Whats? Who gives a shit!? This story is more convoluted than anything those assholes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe have come up with, and waaaaay more interesting.

And no, I don't think he'll ever own up to it, even if you send him Man on the Moon pt 1-4 and the Book Reports. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that he's gonna fake another heart attack to distract from this whole thing.

I took some years off and came back. Hard to believe Keith's dad is actually worse now. Holy shit.

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I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK FOR YOU ALL TO HAVE JAKE BACK SO I'M HAPPY TO HEAR YOU WERE ON HIS

B JASON's comment fucking sent me. Holy shit. I love the way this wrapped up. Congrats Keith, your father didn't reply because he's dead. You actually killed him.


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If this isn’t the end of the Dad Emails Saga you should just email him “keithandthegirl.com/dad” and then get rid of that email address and change your number

Having dealt with the occasional sociopath before be prepared for his narrative to stay away from "he did something creepy and terrible" and focus on "Keith is such a bad son for lying to his dad". You did the bad thing, not him. How dare you? Never mind about what he did, you did the lying! Let's deal with that and ignore everything else.

It won't be over. I mean maybe the not-Cat part but the "taking responsibility for his own jinglies", no, that will never happen.

Who's going to be cast as Father Malley in the movie? Frank Langella? F. Murray Abraham?

The airlines are the ultimate assholes for putting people in this position to begin with. They are so greedy trying to cram everyone in to get as much money as possible, comfort be damned. It shouldn’t even be an option to recline the seat.

The guy punching the seat is fucking Insane and should have received the reprimand, not the woman. He was 100% in the wrong.

I would have been annoyed by the seat recline but I understand that there is limited space and the airline made it an option therefore I have to deal with it. I choose not to recline.


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Obviously the dude punching the seat is an asshole and might need to get checked for mental stability.

But this was a relatively short 3 hour flight, presumably during the day and you should never push your seat back during food service which it sounds like the lady did.

I'm tall, I don't put my seat back on shorter flights because honestly that doesn't help me much at all to be more comfortable - what is annoying are my knees close to the seat in front so pushing my upper body back doesn't help with that at all. But it is super annoying to the person behind me.
Now on long 5/6 hour plus flights, yes absolutely recline and take a nap as long as it's not during food service.

It was pointed out that she didn't do it during a snack break, as if I need to look back and see if little baby is all done with his foods.

Her tweet says:
I don't know if that was food served by the airline

I'm not sure what you're saying. He was eating so she put her seat up.

You're saying maybe there was an airline meal on a short flight that she wasn't accommodating?

Man, a lot's going on in this guy's life.


Also she said when she reclined it again he immediately started punching. Did he have a second course in his backpack?

Here for the inevitable Benny spinoff series on the Keith and the Girl TikTok channel. 😂

I have too much time on my hands:

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Fucking brilliant.


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The airline seat recliner button is like the Facebook events “maybe” button.

I-is it?

No


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Meaning that both are available to be used, but their actual usage seems to be of great debate.