3238: Up and Down Names

[PsychoLoco]

I woke up to punk'n's declaration of her beautiful box, but few details and no video re-enactments.

aNd I tried soOoOoOo hard to be team Gootz, but that social justice warrior apparently doesn't understand the concept of a social contract. Here's my protocol for eating food from a restaurant:

1) Food costs $X.

2) Eating that food while a server assists you from the time of your seating until departure costs Y% of $X, less any valid and reasonable problems with the server.

3) Can I afford $X + Y%? If yes, go to step 4. If no, go to step 5.

4) Pay $X + Y%, but NEVER punish a server by tipping low because of mistakes by the kitchen or bar if the order was correct. Bar and kitchen mistakes should be taken off of your bill or discounted, but ALWAYS tip on the full amount served.

5) Leave your testicles at home and ovary up. Call or Walk-In, order your meal TO GO, and don't utilize a server's efforts if you cannot afford their time. WARNING: Some restaurants may not serve take out. That's your loss, don't pass it on to any of the restaurant staff.

END OF FUCKING LIST

Maybe remember to check your to go order before you leave. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[PsychoLoco]

Originally Posted by Apia

I mean those people give themselves those names by themselves to be?
Cute? Cool? Modern? Seem young?

I don’t support those motives.

I gave myself an online alias, not this one, that ensures by typing in 2 words in any search engine that I will be the top hit. They are two unique words using the same alphabet, but two different languages and one is slang. I had a very specific motive to make myself easy to find online if you want to find me. Although I have to admit, nO uP & DoWn garbage. Why should I waste effort on the SHIFT key?

EDIT: I just realized my alias has an extra capital. That's what I get for being high. I made the L capital so it did not look like a capital i.

[porky2468]

Happy 15 years!

I've been listening since I was 19, so 13 years ago. I did go back and listen from the beginning though once I realised what a great podcast it

You guys have been with me through a hell of a lot and it would've all been much harder than it was had you not been there.

[littlp]

Happy 15 years.

What has been disturbing me the most about that guy texting Benny is- How the FUCK did he get Benny’s phone number? He had to have done some digging and that is so creepy and inappropriate. On what planet would he think contacting Benny would be ok?


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[poga]

Omfg I laughed out loud so many time during this episode. Keith's summary at the end was hilarious. Also when it comes to up down names, I think it says a lot that the subreddit people fucking dying uses up down letters in their posts.... telling I think.

[bagelwagel]

I feel bad for Gootz because I wonder if he can't help but jump to that all women are going to humilate him like his mom did his whole life.

[Pintman]

From someone who has been with yinz daily since about Show 25, Happy 15th and thanks for the daily enjoyment you've both given me.

What got me hooked in 2005 is the same thing that keeps me coming back daily in 2020: That spark between the two of you. It's real and it comes through, day-in and day-out.