3241: Women Are Ugly

Michael's Servant · 03-04-2020, 06:00 PM

Depo-Provera and blindness; the importance of voting; Bernie Sanders and Public Enemy; God gives Pope Francis the flu; Minnesota church kicks out older people for younger members; VP Mike Pence vs. the coronaviruses; Dave Matthews abruptly fired from MSNBC’s Hardball; Keith refuses to compliment women; Carolines on Broadway banned The Gootz

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Svage · 03-05-2020, 12:09 AM

Gootz was referring to Andrew Schulz being blackballed by the industry because of his non conforming to pc culture type of comedy. Schulz put the work in and has several successful podcasts, is a touring comedian and is filming his first special in April.

I guess gootz is saying the same will happen to him

shoebootie · 03-05-2020, 08:43 AM

Gootz done Gootz'd himself good.

FingerLakes · 03-05-2020, 12:03 PM

A guy from one of my 12 steps was complaining last week about how hard it is to date as a straight man in today's society because WHAT CAN YOU SAY NOWADAYS???

I had to look down to hide the shitty faces i was making

klw9 · 03-05-2020, 01:28 PM

I can't breathe listening to Keith go on during the "i remember never" segment. Those were the days. Best rant nomination.

"I'm the traffic reporter, I can't see a fucking thing." omg.....

Peterda · 03-05-2020, 03:03 PM

Quote:

"I wonder if this is the title of the stand up album this year."

Might as well be it.

rubbintheboywanker · 03-05-2020, 03:34 PM

Ended up getting a vasectomy after my wife was having complications with her birth control and an IUD. Ended up getting the IUD removed and off bc.

Not as bad as I had expected. Total procedure took about 15 minutes. No pain or swelling afterwards.

bagelwagel · 03-05-2020, 04:58 PM

Does this mean that Chemda and Keith are Gootz's new mommy and daddy?

shoebootie · 03-05-2020, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagelwagel

Does this mean that Chemda and Keith are Gootz's new mommy and daddy?

Keith shouldda taught him how to be a player.

bw81 · 03-05-2020, 08:35 PM

This episode was amazing. No frills - just K&C being their hilarious selves.

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03-05-2020, 12:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 503	Gootz was referring to Andrew Schulz being blackballed by the industry because of his non conforming to pc culture type of comedy. Schulz put the work in and has several successful podcasts, is a touring comedian and is filming his first special in April. I guess gootz is saying the same will happen to him Bucho and AstoriaGirl like this.
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03-05-2020, 08:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	Gootz done Gootz'd himself good. Keith, Scorpion, Sparrow and 2 others like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	A guy from one of my 12 steps was complaining last week about how hard it is to date as a straight man in today's society because WHAT CAN YOU SAY NOWADAYS??? I had to look down to hide the shitty faces i was making Keith, rubbintheboywanker, porky2468 and 2 others like this.
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03-05-2020, 01:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
klw9 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cleveland Posts: 11	I can't breathe listening to Keith go on during the "i remember never" segment. Those were the days. Best rant nomination. "I'm the traffic reporter, I can't see a fucking thing." omg..... The Girl, Scorpion, Piscean and 3 others like this.
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03-05-2020, 03:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
rubbintheboywanker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 156	Ended up getting a vasectomy after my wife was having complications with her birth control and an IUD. Ended up getting the IUD removed and off bc. Not as bad as I had expected. Total procedure took about 15 minutes. No pain or swelling afterwards. The Girl, Scorpion, Sparrow and 3 others like this.
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03-05-2020, 04:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
bagelwagel Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Posts: 59	Does this mean that Chemda and Keith are Gootz's new mommy and daddy? porky2468, shoebootie and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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03-05-2020, 08:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
bw81 Administrator Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 567	This episode was amazing. No frills - just K&C being their hilarious selves. Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 3 others like this.
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