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03-18-2020, 05:26 PM | #11 (permalink) | |
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Seriously though I don’t think it’s unreasonable, I come home put my clothes in the wash and take s as shower before I do anything else. It’s not so inconvenient and considering the possible consequences it’s “cool cool” I hope I can stay home more soon but w were making a new transmission for the hottest new car so there is a lot going on, hopefully new information from out customers will make this possible |
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Health PSA
Coronavirus is airborne. Don’t take health advice from comedians, regardless of how entertaining they are.
“When the virus becomes suspended in droplets smaller than 5 micrometers — known as aerosols — it can stay suspended for about a half-hour, researchers said, before drifting down and settling on surfaces where it can linger for hours.” https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nyt...osols.amp.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....ve-in-air/amp/ |
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re: whoever the guy was who said he had cornoa but his house was hott
last week before my job closed we had a client call to cancel an appointment the day before it was scheduled. He called on the phone when he usually sends emails or makes his wife do it. I asked if he was ok he replies "Nah man. I caught Coronavirus last week." My fucking stomach drops, "What!? Fuck are you okay?"
"Better now. Be careful." I tell my boss and the last person who worked on him and we're all silently freaking and trying to calculate how much time passed since the last him he was in, could we have been infected, were other clients infected? My coworker cancels her shifts at her other job and calls her family who she say over the weekend t tell them they might be infected. I call him back for more details like when he was diagnosed and were they able to tell him how long it was in him before he got symptoms. "Oh I wasn't tested. I just felt really REALLY sick (while traveling to a resort in Colorado) and I don't EVER get sick." "..." "so you weren't tested but you're just going around telling people you have Corona?" An hour later his wife calls and tries to take his appointment for the next day. "So...you were sick first, now your husband is sick and you feel okay but you want to come into our office?" "yeah. I feel much better this week." EVERYONE IS FUCKING STUPID (no, we did not let her come in)
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03-19-2020, 01:01 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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I'm surprised Kyle is taking that train all the way queens. That seems like a lot of potential places to share in some contamination. But eh. I guess the things we do for dick.
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What new thing am I making during quarantine.. milk. I had a baby 2 weeks ago. Thankfully before the hospitals got busy in the UK. I’m never leaving the house again!
I’m always grateful to you guys for this podcast but particularly during this time. It’s crazy we’re all living through the same thing on the other side of the world. |
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To prevent the health care system from collapsing. That’s why we try to minimize contact. If you are living together there is no hiding. And probably you wouldn’t be so bad off if you get it. I personally am not afraid of the virus FOR ME or Mr Apia or the kids. We are too young and healthy. But we separate and isolate to protect others, the society. Have you seen the chart? https://www.statista.com/chart/20860...y-rate-by-age/ |
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Finding virus on surfaces isn’t the same as it still be strong enough to be contagious. |
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