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Old 03-20-2020, 12:21 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Rosebud Baker is among the comedians stepping up their podcast output - 7 episodes this week.
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Old 03-20-2020, 12:50 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I just got approved for Unemployment in my state in less than 48 hours. Holy shit... the government has cut out red tape. This is baaaadd.
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Old 03-20-2020, 01:56 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I just got approved for Unemployment in my state in less than 48 hours. Holy shit... the government has cut out red tape. This is baaaadd.
Texas Workforce Commission apply for benefits page is crashed I think - you get only so far...
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Old 03-21-2020, 01:18 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I’m pretty sure Brother Love bought himself a starter pistol. That thing is only good for track and field. Haha.
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If anybody ever asks why you have so many mass shootings and generally stupid high murder rate I'm gonna show this post.

Let's revisit in 2021 how many kids accidentally shot themselves or their siblings because they were locked up in quarantine, also let's keep track of domestic violence rates.
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Old 03-22-2020, 07:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
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If anybody ever asks why you have so many mass shootings and generally stupid high murder rate I'm gonna show this post.

Let's revisit in 2021 how many kids accidentally shot themselves or their siblings because they were locked up in quarantine, also let's keep track of domestic violence rates.
If you’re going to buy a gun, do it correctly. Get educated. Get trained. Understand the severity of what your decision is. Based on the picture, it looks like BL did not do that. So point your anger at him.
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If you’re going to buy a gun, do it correctly. Get educated. Get trained. Understand the severity of what your decision is. Based on the picture, it looks like BL did not do that. So point your anger at him.
Nope I'm gonna point my anger at you because your first instinct was to make fun of him for not getting a big enough gun. And also for now pretending that it wasn't about that.
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Nope I'm gonna point my anger at you because your first instinct was to make fun of him for not getting a big enough gun. And also for now pretending that it wasn't about that.
He’s more likely to hurt himself with what he bought then if he bought an appropriate gun. That gun has no grip and looks to be way too big of a caliber. He’s more likely to hurt himself or others with that than an appropriate .22 or 380.
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Just cough at any intruders. That's cheaper.
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Old 03-22-2020, 08:16 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Just cough at any intruders. That's cheaper.
Or a big sign that says “This house protected by Coronavirus.”
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