3261: Va Va Va Voom
 

President Trump and the proper amount of bleach to drink; KATG appearances and the fascination with Marilyn Monroe; MAtt’s killers found

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Yay, my puppets!
 

And bonus googly eyes! Woohoo!!

WE LOVE THEM!!!

With these daily open mic's by the end of the pandemic, Trump will have a solid hour of material.

Here is another "I was being sarcastic" statement
Trump calls for journalists who covered the Russia investigation to return their 'Noble Prizes' in Twitter rant before deleting it

i voted in the affirmative bc if you’re into Bimbo, Marilyn’s the prototype.

YAY! It was so fun. The praise in the chat made me feel so warm and squooshy inside. Say more loves about me. :D

I comment again to say that I am still currently trying to make an Andrea puppet, and the mouth is giving me NO END OF TROUBLE. (I feel like this somehow means something. {giggle})

She has a raised and questioning eyebrow (bwahaha), some very successful hair, a ROCKIN' outfit, and the same eyes as you guys, but I have re-done her mouth three times now and the latest version is a big stupid grin that I didn't mean to quite do, and I'm cursing at it and starting a fourth version now. YOUR MOUTH, ANDREA.

(Also, now that I'm in the swing of this, gonna have to make a Bianca puppet next probably. I already have ideas. Brisk ones.)

Keith's horndog impression gives me life. That and the "what can I say?" bit are a great reality check when people try to make you feel like you're crazy for being offended at the offensive things they do.

I had two thoughts about today's show (or today to me) that I just HAD!TO!SHARE, so here I am.

First, I've been wondering how Keith got his lobster roll after MaTtHeW died while in Covid19LockDown.

Second, I've managed to keep up my regular poker game with friends using pokernow.club. It's a free site that lets you set the buy-in and blinds. It's for cash games, not tournaments, and has had a few glitches early on in lockdown but seems to have been smooth the last two or three weeks. We zoom and play. The only downside is there's no mobile app and it doesn't do tournaments. But it helps scratch the itch. I know Chemda mentioned she was looking for something.

Hope everyone's staying safe. Wear a fucking mask already.

No joke, I was walking with Kyle and we came across a lobster roll truck.

RIP

Have you considered making a Jesse Joyce?

No time for new ideas yet! {snickering}

(Busy working on a sixth version of puppet-Andrea's uncooperative mouth. I tried a different method for the fifth one, fucked it up entirely, and had to start the whole face over. Bwahahaha, etc.)

By the way.....
 

I can't not put the final result of the Andrea finger-puppet in the forums. So, here she is, along with a blurry still of the video that inspired her outfit.

Oh. Except now, for the life of me, I cannot get the picture to upload. I changed it so it fits within the file size and picture size limitations but it still fails to upload. Well. Dammit. I have a funny picture of an Andrea puppet to show. Maybe I can, somehow, someday. :D

(Come to think of it, I think this was the same fail I had when I tried to change my profile pic on the forums by uploading a new small pic that I'm pretty sure fits within the limits. Why doesn't it liiiiike meeee, and so on.)

The pic upload function is broken

You can use an image host and link to it using the 'insert image' icon in the toolbar so we can see your awesome puppets :-)
https://postimages.org

Ooh, thank you. I was hoping it wasn't me. (It sometimes IS, would you believe that.)

Gonna try this link and see if it shows the Andrea puppet.

https://i.postimg.cc/vB5CmQz7/andrea...r-puppet-1.jpg

(HAHAHA, sorry that was so huge (or at least it is on my screen). Andrea's presence will tend to overpower a post, apparently.)