3268: Grill Marks w/ Kevin Allison
Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend
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Kevin is always good for a weird magical ride. So damn good.
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its a bummer being with someone who can't laugh during sex
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I’m childish but whenever there’s queef sounds during sex I will laugh a little. Fart sounds are always going to be at least a little bit funny.
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Thanks to the listener who reminded me of the Swedish film Evil (Ondskan). That hole-digging thriller was one of my favourite films of the early 2000s. |
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3 feet is less than one half Keith.
I hope this helps. |
Our popular virologist Drosten said on his podcast, if the US opens up now,
There will be at least 2500 Corona deaths a day. I checked the numbers the last days and it seems true, already now. |
Chemda, I get kind of what you mean. I really don't want to be pissed on (someone brought it up recently and it just doesn't appeal to me). But I was out with an ex once and she casually mentioned that she had peed on me during our shower that morning and I was cracking up. It wasn't sexy, but I found it so funny!
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Keith, perfect impression of the double rainbow guy (RIP). I remember listening to you guys when I was working in a bar and we were cleaning up after we closed. At the end of the episode you played the auto tune song, and I laughed so much. People were very confused.
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I really don’t know why you don’t have it besides stubbornness and America is the best! Attitude.
0 degrees is here where water starts to freeze. 100 where water boils. How is this not better? 10 mm is 1 cm. 100 cm is 1 meter. 1000 m is one kilometer. How is this not better? And way easier? |
acknowledging together the absurdity of smooshing two human bodies around is great and so is humiliating your partner like the desperate fucktoy cuck he is with a well placed, strategic giggle. laughter is easy and fun!!!
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They are the same people who complain about learning any subject past fifth grade because "when am I ever going to use it?" They won't use any of those learnings because they are dumb. They either don't care or don't know how stupid they sound oftentimes. |
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Because I took up quilting a few years ago and as that is a very American craft most of the patterns are in inches and I basically had to refresh my basic math skills to figure out how to add quarter inch seams to 5/8 of pattern and I haven’t had to do that in so long. It’s still deeply illogical to me why you want to do a weirdo measuring system like that but I got it figured out now. |
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Within those craft circles, I find a number of younger people would be willing to switch to metric expect for as you stated so much already comes in American units. Although serious bakers are moving towards metric because it is easier to meaure in grams than ounces. |
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