327: Dummies and Their Dumb Shit

Keith · 08-17-2006, 01:02 AM

"I bet you're not reading this."

klyster · 08-17-2006, 02:00 AM

Short one today huh?

I can't believe I paid 5 bucks for it!

MaltaFan · 08-17-2006, 03:48 AM

Talking about glitter,

My uncle had problems with his hand, they used to be always so dry, so he used to go into his wife's bathroom and take some of her hand cream. When he used to get to work he used to notice that his computer used to be full of glitter, and his hands too, very fine sticky glitter. For a couple of days he did not notice where it was coming from, till he found out it was from the hand moisturizer.
As he was telling me the story all I was thinking was that this is the perfect KATG - Glitter revenge story.
I think this is the worst form of glitter as it sticks to you for hours, till the cream dries in your skin, and it is practically impossible to remove completly...

I think the inventor of this "cream with glitter" hated the world!!

Blitzgal · 08-17-2006, 10:32 AM

Hee, I gotta tell my mom about Keith's impersonation of her "old lady" voice. She'll be completely confused about the whole podcast concept but irritated at the assumption that she sounds like an eighty year old all at the same time.

Cubby · 08-17-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle

Holy fuck, Red Sox on KATG! My fucking head is gonna explode from excellence.

Damn straight! Kevin Youkilis is awesome! I first learned about him in the book, Moneyball, one of the best books about baseball ever. If you like baseball you need to read it.

Biggestmike · 08-17-2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle

Holy fuck, Red Sox on KATG! My fucking head is gonna explode from excellence.

I LOVE IT by the way the clip of it on youtube is awesome because the Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo almost piss their pants. GO SOX!!!

Boobers · 08-17-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggestmike

I LOVE IT by the way the clip of it on youtube is awesome because the Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo almost piss their pants. GO SOX!!!

I watched and listened...I was about to piss my pants...their laughing was making me laugh even harder.

Seanmcn · 08-18-2006, 06:36 AM

That was the worst KATG show I have ever listened to. You just filled up time with shit! Really I love you guys but that one sucked ASS!

jsavimbi · 08-18-2006, 07:55 AM

Leary and Clark do that same bit every year at Fenway. I turned it off as soon as I saw it coming, but if it weren't for KATG I would have never listened. It was the exact same bit as years passed, but Mel Gibson made it funnier.

Wildgift · 08-20-2006, 04:28 PM

How totally awesome for those in Red
Sox Nation to be represented on KATG.

There's alwys next year!!!

08-17-2006, 01:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
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klyster Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 18	Short one today huh? I can't believe I paid 5 bucks for it!
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08-17-2006, 03:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
MaltaFan Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Malta - Europe Posts: 80	Talking about glitter, My uncle had problems with his hand, they used to be always so dry, so he used to go into his wife's bathroom and take some of her hand cream. When he used to get to work he used to notice that his computer used to be full of glitter, and his hands too, very fine sticky glitter. For a couple of days he did not notice where it was coming from, till he found out it was from the hand moisturizer. As he was telling me the story all I was thinking was that this is the perfect KATG - Glitter revenge story. I think this is the worst form of glitter as it sticks to you for hours, till the cream dries in your skin, and it is practically impossible to remove completly... I think the inventor of this "cream with glitter" hated the world!! __________________ Qal- Bala!!
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Hee, I gotta tell my mom about Keith's impersonation of her "old lady" voice. She'll be completely confused about the whole podcast concept but irritated at the assumption that she sounds like an eighty year old all at the same time.
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08-18-2006, 06:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Seanmcn Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 126	Show sucked That was the worst KATG show I have ever listened to. You just filled up time with shit! Really I love you guys but that one sucked ASS!
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08-18-2006, 07:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
jsavimbi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Angola Posts: 679	In case you don't know Leary and Clark do that same bit every year at Fenway. I turned it off as soon as I saw it coming, but if it weren't for KATG I would have never listened. It was the exact same bit as years passed, but Mel Gibson made it funnier.
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08-20-2006, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Wildgift Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: los angeles Posts: 112	How totally awesome for those in Red Sox Nation to be represented on KATG. There's alwys next year!!!
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