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08-17-2006, 04:10 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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328: Gross Out
"I'm not the one handing out candy in a shit factory!"
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08-17-2006, 07:37 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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When I was about 8 my great grandmother got one of those scam letters from a person claiming to be an African Dignitary, and sent the money on it's way before she ever discussed it with anyone. She was bragging at a family dinner one night how she was hand picked by this nice gentleman, and she would make thousands just for "helping." Obviously, the money never came, and shortly after she began denying it ever happened. A few years ago my grandmother got a similiar email, printed it out, copied it larger so my great grandmother could read it, and wrapped her christmas present in it. My great grandmother thought it was a great idea and she considered doing it...we still all laugh to this day.
This is a woman who also paid gypsies 8,000 up front to pave her driveway, and buys all our presents off infomercials or HSN. I should be upset that these are the genes I have, but the woman is 86 and looks like she in her 60's. So I'll be old and dumb as a box of rocks, but at least I'll age well. |
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08-17-2006, 10:09 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I can taste colors.
Burnt popcorn is green. |
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08-17-2006, 10:21 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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hey have any of you heard of the new blood-sport: Spambaiting
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This one got a spammer to carve him a Commador 64. This one set up a fake company, Anus Laptops (Asus) and got an international to pay for the delivery of a 200lbs Air Conditioner from the US to South Africa. |
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08-18-2006, 07:57 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Interview candidate
Screech ... get him on the show! Stephanie?
Or Gary Coleman. Or both. They'll be happy for the publicity. And you guys haven't done a good interview in a long time. My favourite one ever was with the author of the robot book. |
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08-18-2006, 08:55 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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This Beyonce song sounds like her "99 Problems"... I wonder who produced it (thought I doubt it was Rick Rubin). Also, for the record, Jericho is a rock singer, but not so great. I saw his band (Fozzy) last year and it wasn't so great.
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08-18-2006, 09:28 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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That nazi is actually Jewish
His name was Andrew Greenbaum before he decided to become a neo-nazi. Quack or not, he was able to make upwards of $12M. Guess he never forgot how to be Jewsih. (I keed, I keed).
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