328: Gross Out

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by john le fucker

hey have any of you heard of the new blood-sport: Spambaiting



This one is freekin' cool. The baiter got one of the Lads from Lagos to tattoo himself.

This one got a spammer to carve him a Commador 64.

This one set up a fake company, Anus Laptops (Asus) and got an international to pay for the delivery of a 200lbs Air Conditioner from the US to South Africa.

That is fucking beautiful. I endorse the second link with the wooden computer. It's a fan-fucking-tastic story. It also reminds me of this. Doug Stanhope endorses this activity on his website as well, and since KATG loves pedophile talk...

[bren]

Originally Posted by stjoe

Well have I got an email for you! In fact, I received only 13 of them today. I'll forward them to you straight away.

I have some Canadian Drug Store emails. Wait, I could BE a Canadian Drug Store and become a viagra-selling mogul. CH3AP PRE$SCIPTIONS!

[starscream]

Dustin Diamond is so unbelievably unhumorous, he'd be a fantastic guest.

There's a video somewhere out there some kid from Iowa made a few years ago where he says he's there to interview Screech for his high school and ends up making him cry mostly by refusing to call him by anything other than Screech. Maybe one of you technointernationals can find it for us. Probably though, Mr. Diamond spent all his money destroying all traces of it.

[max?]

FFFUUUUUCCCKKK YYOOOUUUUUUU

Those spambaiting links are fucking HI larious.

The guy that tattooed himself is incredible.

[Cubby]

No no, max?,

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!

Love Cubby

(You don't get to fuck as a virgin.)

[germuhknee]

Originally Posted by benvh

Last time Lucy Lawless sang on TV was when she sang the national anthem and this happened:

Let's hope more moments like this happen on that new shitty TV show.

She makes Janet Jackson look like a pussy. Go Xena!

[JonnyStay]

Originally Posted by germuhknee

She makes Janet Jackson look like a pussy. Go Xena!

i Guess Only Black Tits Shut Down The entertainment Industry

[stjoe]

Originally Posted by benvh

Last time Lucy Lawless sang on TV was when she sang the national anthem and this happened:

Let's hope more moments like this happen on that new shitty TV show.

That's not bad, but I'm going to need to see more before I make my final judgement.

[stjoe]

Originally Posted by germuhknee

Screech ... get him on the show! Stephanie?

Or Gary Coleman.

Or both. They'll be happy for the publicity. And you guys haven't done a good interview in a long time. My favourite one ever was with the author of the robot book.

Gary Coleman for sure! I hear he won't say his line (or was he on the Surreal Life and he wouldn't say it? I forget). Screech, I hear, is a big pussy too and won't go into character. That's what you're famous for! Use it! Fuck.

[DrChopsticks]

When I lived in Bangkok in 91/92, teaching English, the staff was full of people who were avoiding some kind of incarceration. Mostly facing jail time for multiple drunk-driving convictions. The rest were perverts. This guy was a combo of the two, so Thailand must have been an obvious destination.

Every time I hear shocking reports about sex tourists going to Thailand I have to smile; EVERYBODY going to Thailand is a sex tourist. Middle aged guys going for whores are sex tourists. Backpackers going to meet (aka, fuck) other backpackerssex tourists. Honeymooners and other couples: sex tourists. Every plane leaving Bangkok is full of people who are happy because theyve had their orgasms, or pissed because they didnt. If you didnt get laid on your trip Thailand, you somehow disappointed your genitals. While youre bemoaning your bad luck, wondering if you should order the chicken or the fish, your dick is looking wistfully at the cock oozing puss in 34D thinking, Well, at least he got laid. Even the ones who go for Buddhist culture I consider a kind of sex tourist: they want to get it on with Nirvana.

That said, most Thais themselves are prudish, except the ones who are shooting ping-pong balls out of their pussy. Its one or the other. The Thais are very manic-depressive when it comes to sexuality.