329: Homewrecker

Keith · 08-21-2006, 01:16 PM

"No, I don't wanna be in your football thing! Now it's weird, isn't it? Now I'm the asshole!"

benjita · 08-21-2006, 01:32 PM

Ahhhhh...... I was starting to go through withdrawl.

No Secret-show-torrenting-at-work + No new shows makes Benjita a good worker (and we don't want that now, do we?).

Cubby · 08-21-2006, 03:16 PM

About the "waking up from a dream and being all fucked up from it" ting:

The worst one of these I've ever had was when I dreamed that I won the lottery. When I woke up it was after I'd gone to bed in the dream, so I thought I'd really woken up and my dream was real life. I got up and in the shower I was planning all of the things I would do with my new millions. It wasn't until I went up to breakfast (about an hour after I woke up) that I realized that I did NOT win the lottery and and was really pissed off for the rest of the day.

So good dreams can turn out just as bad.

jwdd27 · 08-21-2006, 03:22 PM

Tanks for putting the show up, but where is the other 39 hours?

Being in a prison / police cell is one experience everyone should have. When I got arrested, I was put in a cell on my own - the 4 other guys I was nicked with were in their own cell together. I understand these places are not meant to be nice-looking, but they're pretty fuckin' depressing places. As I sat on the bed, I heard a voice I recognised - 2 guys from my school were in the next cell, on a totally different charge. Made the night quite good fun as we caught up with each other and looked back on the good times.
BTW, I ended up dodging the charges and avoided jail.

Keith · 08-21-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jwdd27

Tanks for putting the show up, but where is the other 39 hours?

You give an inch...

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Originally Posted by jwdd27

BTW, I ended up dodging the charges and avoided jail.

By moving to Thailand.

jwdd27 · 08-21-2006, 04:47 PM

I gotta say, you were on top form in this show, Mr Malley. Very very funny, you should be a comedian.

This show is getting better by the day, and it was already great at the start.

I dodged the charges by being innocent, or innocent enough for the CPS (Crown Prosecution Service, i.e. the D.A.) to decide not to proceed. Of course I was guilty as hell.

KitLove · 08-21-2006, 05:11 PM

just wanna say that you are not crossing any jealous lines at all! Bitches be crazy and ya gotta watch out for them sometimes...

I've seen girls that get mad at their guy when a chick looks at him.

It'd be different if these chicks were friends with him when you met because then they're just good friends but I just wanna boot these bitches back into the hole they crawled out of.

john le fucker · 08-21-2006, 05:33 PM

caught on mic:

Spin

(:

matt B · 08-21-2006, 06:47 PM

i was gonna mention the brian springer film during the show-- had it in my head but things tend to fly out quick during the actual show-- we dont even always hear all the jokes.

the film is great-- saw it first in film school--- all the satilite feeds of politicians about to do interviews or adresses before they are actually on air

i highly reccomend it and thanks for showing us all it is on google video

im pretty sure someone even picks their nose and someone else spits in their hand and combs their hair

Molly · 08-21-2006, 07:57 PM

and with the "I just dreamed of you line", I almost dated a douchebag who once called me at midnight and said, "Lets dream of eachother, okay?". FUCK NO BRYAN! who want something ugly and short in their dream!?

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Cubby Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Stumptown Posts: 1,952	About the "waking up from a dream and being all fucked up from it" ting: The worst one of these I've ever had was when I dreamed that I won the lottery. When I woke up it was after I'd gone to bed in the dream, so I thought I'd really woken up and my dream was real life. I got up and in the shower I was planning all of the things I would do with my new millions. It wasn't until I went up to breakfast (about an hour after I woke up) that I realized that I did NOT win the lottery and and was really pissed off for the rest of the day. So good dreams can turn out just as bad. __________________ "him calling gay, a robot, and stupid is reason enough for me to say he's a dipshit, retarded, and gay" ~ Wrathchild "Cubby is an idiot. Just look at his old posts.... Idiot. Always quoting me and fucking up the meaning..." ~ Keith
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jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	Tanks for putting the show up, but where is the other 39 hours? Being in a prison / police cell is one experience everyone should have. When I got arrested, I was put in a cell on my own - the 4 other guys I was nicked with were in their own cell together. I understand these places are not meant to be nice-looking, but they're pretty fuckin' depressing places. As I sat on the bed, I heard a voice I recognised - 2 guys from my school were in the next cell, on a totally different charge. Made the night quite good fun as we caught up with each other and looked back on the good times. BTW, I ended up dodging the charges and avoided jail. __________________ Keep It REAL
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jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	I gotta say, you were on top form in this show, Mr Malley. Very very funny, you should be a comedian. This show is getting better by the day, and it was already great at the start. I dodged the charges by being innocent, or innocent enough for the CPS (Crown Prosecution Service, i.e. the D.A.) to decide not to proceed. Of course I was guilty as hell.
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KitLove Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: seacoast, NH Posts: 22	Power to the girl! just wanna say that you are not crossing any jealous lines at all! Bitches be crazy and ya gotta watch out for them sometimes... I've seen girls that get mad at their guy when a chick looks at him. It'd be different if these chicks were friends with him when you met because then they're just good friends but I just wanna boot these bitches back into the hole they crawled out of.
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matt B Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: the Broken Land Posts: 214	spinned i was gonna mention the brian springer film during the show-- had it in my head but things tend to fly out quick during the actual show-- we dont even always hear all the jokes. the film is great-- saw it first in film school--- all the satilite feeds of politicians about to do interviews or adresses before they are actually on air i highly reccomend it and thanks for showing us all it is on google video im pretty sure someone even picks their nose and someone else spits in their hand and combs their hair Last edited by matt B; 08-21-2006 at 08:01 PM.
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Molly Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 4	and with the "I just dreamed of you line", I almost dated a douchebag who once called me at midnight and said, "Lets dream of eachother, okay?". FUCK NO BRYAN! who want something ugly and short in their dream!?
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