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Old 07-06-2020, 06:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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“Did you see the Chestnut eating contest that Joey Hotdog wins every year” had me DYING
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Bear doesn’t celebrate his birthday. no nerves, just frustration doing less than i really want to celebrate him. i love birthdays. for our elopement reception party i had eight different birthday cakes. it wasn’t my birthday, it’s just my favorite kind of cake. when my actual birthday rolls around, Bear gets the nervous poops.
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THE Dylan Adler??? on MY laptop via streaming???
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Listening to Myq is like hiking up a hill and taking all kinds of detours. Then once you reach the top there is your favorite ice cream waiting for you.
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I am notoriously fucking terrible at holidays, which absolutely includes birthdays. I can remember when my wife and I first got together I got her a goddamn candle warmer for christmas. Like seriously, how goddamn stupid am I?

Since then, I try to knock it out of the park every year. A couple birthdays ago, she wanted to learn how to play guitar so I bought her a custom pearl white Luna guitar. One year we went to vegas for a few days.

If I can't afford something really nice, I at the very least get a card and try to do especially nice things for her that day. Cook a nice meal, get her favorite cake, etc.

I never really celebrate my birthday or expect any gifts because that type of thing doesn't really matter to me, but I know she likes things and wants to feel special so I try to do that for her.
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Listening to Myq is like hiking up a hill and taking all kinds of detours. Then once you reach the top there is your favorite ice cream waiting for you.
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