3299: Home Wreck w/ Christi Chiello
 

Discovering the Old Testament and online church; Regis Philbin and A Nightmare on Elm Street’s John Saxon died; mask-shaming; how to cook sunny-side-up eggs, your nutritional goals, and finding out your dietician’s politics; veterans and The Reagan Foundation turn against President Trump; Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton calls slavery “the necissary evil”; Andrew Yang’s newfound cursing; Mike Ditka vs. football protests; What We Do in the Shadows and how to cure depression; baseball’s fake crowd noise

Guest:
Christi Chiello
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It’s Christi, bitch!

I’m interested in Lindy’s views on the Catholic Church. You know, the one with an actual track record of trafficking children. Also it was Comet pizza where the guy went in to save the trafficked children in the basement. There was no basement nor children.

If these colonists don’t like the king’s tax system then they should leave.

The don’t like it leave fucks are so damn stupid.

Unfortunately Keith is right both times.

I did the blood stuff once and the results was:
Eat vegetables, no sugar and not too much overall.
Here. I give it to you as a present.

Pizza gate is insane and I once heard on Dan savage's podcast something about alleged
human trafficking being used as an excuse to be anti sex worker. As far as I remember the definition of human trafficking is so broad that if you are here from another country and want to do sex work and are an adult it's still considered human trafficking.

I will try to find it, because it sounded insane at first but made sense.

The Cotton guy is an honest racist.
Of course his views are horrible, but I think lots of people think similarly.
And in his belief system it’s true. He likes how he has white privilege and doesn’t want it questioned.
He doesn’t want society to change.

Are there aliens? Oh, I hope there are aliens.

I haven’t seen what we do in the shadows, but I should.
It was co written by Jemaine Clement, one of the ‘ flight of the conchords‘ guys, and there is hardly anything i like more.
It’s maybe my favorite show ever, they have even a song for the anti robot movement.

It’s ‘ the humans are dead’ and we should all think about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IPAOxrH7Ro&t=89s

Christi is a delight.
Here is Pizzagate summary that seems good: https://www.esquire.com/news-politic...-is-pizzagate/

Just because she is a wacko politically doesn't mean she isn't a good nutritionist.
That being said, has Kylie listened to Emily's podcast RIP Diets? Maybe Keith can subtly recommend she check it out, it's fantastic.

I agree Keith, sounds like a waste of money from what you described. :)

Love this clip of Regis demonstrating some self awareness about his career. There's very few celebrities left who I have uncomplicated, good feelings about, so until the exposé comes out about him RIP.

https://twitter.com/democracynow/sta...117012992?s=20

Christi is a literal ray of sunshine! And she's such a good sport. You two take the mick out of her and her religion and she laughs along 💜

Fully agree that unless you suspect that you are actually allergic to certain foods you don't need a bloodtest for nutrition.

But I disagree with this
Vote with your wallet as much as possible, don't spend money in businesses with wacko politics if there are perfectly good alternatives.
You can't do that always (I'm trying to shop less at Amazon and it's inconvenient) but it's NYC there must be plenty other nutritionists available, right?

I work in adult weight management (currently a Registered Nutritionist, but planning to get my Masters in Dietetics in the next few years). I work with people with severe obesity, but the guidance for a healthy diet is pretty much the same for everyone. Lean protein, wholegrain carbs, a small amount of healthy fats, some fruit and a fuck ton of veg and salad. It works, but it's boring so people are always looking for a quick fix or something exciting.

Dietitians are great, but if you're a healthy person the most they can really do is support you with your choices, and help you mentally. If Kyle is eating a varied and well balanced diet, she's likely getting everything she needs (which it sounds like she is).

If she gives Kyle a diet plan based on her blood group, she's a quack.

In terms of pizza gate, it could say something about her critical thinking skills...

YOU’RE HIRED!

Quick question: Should we not eat red meat, a little if we feel we have to which we don’t, or way too much?

I would guess not too much. But who knows? I'm not an expert.
I would also say, not too much sugar is better than too much. But again.
Not an expert.

Scrambled Eggs
 

Scrambled eggs doesn't count as real egg cooking? I always thought I was getting away with something every time a failed fried egg or omelette attempt became scrambled eggs. Now I realize I was fooling nobody. Hurts.

Since the birth of my first child I can’t eat eggs anymore or I will have terrible stomach pain for about 6 hours 2 hours later.
Sweet, sweet egg time, enjoy it while you can.

Is Christi still under NDA for whatever the fuck she was doing last year with Will Smith or did that not come up with all other fun topics that came up?



I grew up some kind of bapist and sure as fuck read both the old and new testament in church. Is it normal for other chrisitan subsets to just ignore it liek Christi or is she just doing her own thing?

the whole egg debate during the last couples game made my head spin. There's so many ways to cook an egg that just saying "frying" confused the hell out of me.

Even know I THINK Keith is talking about making a sunny-side up egg but he very well could be talking about runny egg.

A “runny egg”?

You mean over easy?

This guy...

Yes I do!
See? So many egg verbs

1. good point
2.i also had to read the Old Testament, so maybe it’s her thing?

Don't most people that call themselves 'Christians' generally ignore any part of the Bible they find slightly inconvenient? I thought we all knew that

Why is this so hard?
You can do various thing to an egg to bring it into different shapes but generally
if its liquid it's raw the more heat you apply the more solid it gets?

If you live in a part of the world where you are very worried about salmonella - maybe don't eat raw eggs.
But if you either trust your supplier and/or your health insurance go ahead and eat all the raw cookie dough, runny eggs and steak tartare you can because it's delicious.

I left the church about 12 years ago.
But before that I was aware of the old testament and always confused how God seens to be very different there. So into punishment and revenge.

Yes absolutely.

But also:
Impregnating you're brothers wife
Mixing fabrics
Seafood

Turning people into salt
Making a father almost kill his son to prove his love to God
Getting a second wife and leaving her alone in the desert with a baby
Who did Kain have kids with? His sisters or his mother?
All the genocide with only Noah and his family surviving
Killing a guy for wasting sperm
All the killings overall.

He doesn't sound very nice.

Eggs are the first thing we taught my kids to cook since they are so easy. By the time my son was 8 he could scramble, over easy, sunny side up and poach an egg with no issue.

YES, I fucking love Flight of the Conchords. I saw What We Do in the Shadows (movie) in the theater because I was so in love with Jemaine. He's what turned me on to the glory of that movie and Taika Waititi's genius. I am pretty sure that show is streaming on Hulu if anyone wants to dig deeper.

I cross stitch and one of my first pieces was "Ain't No Party Like My Nana's Tea Party"

Oh, I really like him too.

The flight of the conchords songs really cheer me up.

I found the fact that she never read the old testament to be kinda absurd. Just wondering if she's being absurd by herself or if her church was filled with equally absurd ppl. Heck maybe it was a joke i missed.

I also wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not.
How can you teach Christianity without blaming the first woman Eve for everything?

See Kieth you thought the wrongs of your father were somehow limited to what he said, turns out he abused you by never showing you how to cook a simple fucking egg. For gods sake that man has no scruples, no end to the reckoning that is due him. Teach a kid to make an egg, how hard is that! I was 5 helping to hard boil eggs for Easter, probably about 8 making my own eggs over easy. My Dad showed me how to make a soft boiled egg and poached eggs.

Tell me Keith did he teach you how to cook bacon? (seriously I've learned some people don't know how. Never eat bacon if you're in Russia. It's not right! Although I bet Germans can't do it either... all limp and raw looking...) CRISPY PEOPLE! crisp...ee

I have known a lot of people who are Christians who wouldn't recognize much of anything in the Old Testament... heck they even cut stuff out in most if not all bibles. I think most Christians would be surprised to learn the old testament is really just parts of the Jewish Torah. I've shocked a few by bringing it up.

And you wondered how Trump got elected?:rolleyes: These fucks don't even know they are an offshoot of Judaism.

All the parts they love to quote are in the old testament!
The creation of the world! "On the 7th day he rested" Adam and Eve! Not Adam and Steve
The flood!
"Let there be light!"
Wtf????

I'm a bit behind on episodes but had to jump into comments after hearing the #SaveTheChildren Bit.
I see a lot of anti-Black Lives Matter and anti-Mask pages posting about it as a tactic to shift attention away from those issues. A few weeks ago it started with "why aren't people protesting kid trafficking (implying BLM protests) then it was "We should focus our legislation on Kid Trafficking instead of mask mandates" followed by "If they could take down American Frontline Doctors video so quick why can't they take down child porn" slowly building up narratives similarly of what they did with BlueLivesMatter (same abbreviation to drown out Black Lives Matter) and All Lives Matter. They even use a tiny white fists logo that is identical to BLM posts. To confuse racially insulated midwest folk by feeding them skewed narratives. When pressed these posts usually defend holding Kids in ICE detention centers as "Saving them from trafficking" It's a shit way to architect propaganda that's wrapped in a seemingly good cause. Yesterday Facebook had to block the SaveTheChildren hashtag due to avalanche of misinformation and conspiracy theories - Like Tom Hanks moving to Greece because he can fuck kids there, playing into conspiracy theories that FB is in on it and that BigBad social media is censoring conservative voices. I'm betting good money it's a build-up for some sort upcoming legislation that has to do either with ICE or Biden being a creeper.