3305: Post Truth w/ Melody Kamali

CandleGirl · 08-17-2020, 10:19 PM

My very curious 7 year old boy asked me a couple months ago how babies are made. I tried and tried to dodge the subject and give vague answers, but he INSISTED on knowing exactly how the baby gets in the belly. Luckily we were in the car so I didn’t have to look him in the face, but I just explained what sex is.

He THANKED ME for “going through that” to make him. I told him it doesn’t hurt, and he just couldn’t believe it. And every once in a while out of the blue he’ll say “I just can’t believe you had to do that to make me.”

shoebootie · 08-19-2020, 10:51 AM

I was harassed by school staff since MIDDLE SCHOOL for violating the dress code - dresses too short, shorts too short, tops too low cut. Don't fuckin tell me you can't enforce a mask code if my "slutty" clothes landed me in the principal's office regularly.

Keith · 08-19-2020, 11:19 AM

I see a YES up there, and I, for one, would like to hear about it please.

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08-17-2020, 10:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
CandleGirl Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 184	My very curious 7 year old boy asked me a couple months ago how babies are made. I tried and tried to dodge the subject and give vague answers, but he INSISTED on knowing exactly how the baby gets in the belly. Luckily we were in the car so I didn’t have to look him in the face, but I just explained what sex is. He THANKED ME for “going through that” to make him. I told him it doesn’t hurt, and he just couldn’t believe it. And every once in a while out of the blue he’ll say “I just can’t believe you had to do that to make me.” The Girl, Scorpion, shoebootie and 1 others like this.
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shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	I was harassed by school staff since MIDDLE SCHOOL for violating the dress code - dresses too short, shorts too short, tops too low cut. Don't fuckin tell me you can't enforce a mask code if my "slutty" clothes landed me in the principal's office regularly. Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 2 others like this.
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08-19-2020, 11:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	I see a YES up there, and I, for one, would like to hear about it please.
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