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10-17-2020, 11:46 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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You don’t need a gun, Billy.
I cheered out loud when Chemda went in on Billy’s thought process in owning a firearm.
Billy, if you’re in the chat reading these comments please let go of the fear about needing a gun. You don’t need a gun. If you insist on owning a gun PLEASE take a few (more than just one!) firearm courses so you don’t hurt yourself or some innocent bystander. |
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10-18-2020, 11:25 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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A strange mutation that leaves everything else pretty much the same, but somehow somehow we can deal without having a gun. It’s not that German people are nicer or more peaceful ( world war 2 etc). What can it be? Maybe, maybe we don’t have brain washing Organisation saying us that a real German needs a gun. But I’m sure Billy is a free spirit and it’s a Great idea. |
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10-18-2020, 12:50 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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Curtain
Billy is aware that sex is not a hobby right?
This fucking bull shit with the curtain, if a friend of mine told me she was getting her kicks by sucking someone off through a curtain I’d consider medical help but then again I remember when being a fucking idiot was something you kept to yourself. |
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10-19-2020, 01:01 AM | #34 (permalink) |
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I have a big house 3,100sqft its not big enough for that. Only if it had a secret dungeon and even then...also the difficulty in convincing women that its not a dungeon dungeon. Props to Billy for making it work somehow.
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10-19-2020, 01:03 AM | #35 (permalink) |
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10-19-2020, 12:51 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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No that's not true.
Even if I didn't have a strong happy monogamous marriage I could not make this happen. (trying to respond in the forums and having 2 keys that don't function is difficult) can you guess the ones I can't use. clue one I can't type an email out and clue B I can't move ahead in games... so frustrating. I got an external keyboard but for some reason it stopped functioning. It's hard to get any jobs done. |
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10-19-2020, 01:40 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
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(cut and paste is a great thing...) Billy should not get a gun imho... the feelings he has that makes him think he should have one is maybe a reason to take gun handling classes and maybe talk to a psychologist about his feelings. Those feelings and having a gun can lead to a bad accident. ( I have 2 rifles BTw.) Also he should get a gun safe if he is going to have a gun. that increases the cost a bit, really need the safe first... |
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10-24-2020, 07:37 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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Re: Guns
I’m not a gun owner but my dad is as well as several of my family members are gun owners and I work with Veterans. When people say they want to get a gun, do they intend on actually getting properly trained on it? Do they know what kind of gun? Do they understand that there are hundreds of different types, each works differently. Some have a significant recoil. Do they understand how loud a gun is? Do they understand that anyone coming after them with guns are likely more trained in how to use them than they do, and can possibly tell they you have no idea what you are doing? Do you want to look like the rich idiots in Missouri who were pointing their guns at the BLM and clearly had no idea how to operate those guns. I keep hearing people talk about buying a gun like it is a simple fix. Many times the gun ends up being used on the owner or the owner hurts a loved one. It isn’t a quick fix for safety if you don’t take the time and research to understand what you are buying. We don’t have a gun because 1. I’m too jumpy and 2. Both my husband and I have had suicidal tendencies and it is just best for us to not have one in the house. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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I really don’t understand the urge to get a gun for most people.
Here some things I find especially questionable. 1. A gun should be in a safe, so far so good. Imagine you wake up and there is someone in your home. Is the safe next to your bed? Do you say to the intruder, wait please until I take my gun from the safe? 2. Most people are not greatly organized. They have problems finding a phone charger for example or their wallet or the keys. Do they really put the gun always back into the safe? I highly doubt it. As far I know humans they often forget and it’s somewhere on a shelf or next to the toilet because they wanted to bring it to the safe but got a text and forgot. 3. When you take your gun out, where would you have it? I have a handbag with my wallet, phone, a brush, and lip gloss with me very often. If I was a gun enthusiast I guess also a gun. Mr Apia has his wallet in his back pocket of his jeans and it’s not great and the pockets tend to have holes after some time. Where men who don’t like to have bags with them put the guns? I fear, also somewhere in a pocket. We hear enough stories of idiots shooting themselves. 4. Kids. I don’t have guns. I have a vibrator, not deadly but also something kids shouldn’t see. It lives in my private drawer. One day I was dealing with laundry and my daughter, 5 at the time brought me the vibrator asking what it is. Obviously I had forgotten to hide it. I’m about 100% sure that the same happens with guns only with way worse consequences. |
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