3349: The World’s Most Controversial Episode of the World’s Most Offensive Podcast

punk'n · 11-26-2020, 09:11 AM

I'm literally scream laughing right now. You don't put the dumbest person in charge of the TURKEY!! Oh nooooo!

My folks put me in charge of dessert (smart move). We're not actually eating together so I ordered this fancy ass cake from an NYC bakery to be shipped to their apartment. $75 saved my ass and in return, I'm getting the entire turkey dinner and all the leftovers packed up to go and we just have to go get them.

Keith Malley in charge of the turkey...AY AY YEESH!

Keith · 11-26-2020, 10:45 AM

Reverse psychology. Smart.

da_ticklah · 11-26-2020, 02:04 PM

Whole Foods is recalling some turkeys, the universe provides

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/26/busin...rnd/index.html

Scorpion · 11-26-2020, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Reverse psychology. Smart.

So <curse words, questioning your heritage>?! HOW THE TURKEY!!! You can't leave us hanging racial & sexual preference slur!

Scorpion · 11-26-2020, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion

So <curse words, questioning your heritage>?! HOW THE TURKEY!!! You can't leave us hanging racial & sexual preference slur!

Sorry half of that was on the wrong thread...

Keith · 11-26-2020, 02:30 PM

It’s cookin’, baby

Scorpion · 11-26-2020, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

It’s cookin’, baby

Keith · 11-26-2020, 03:34 PM

Cause it’s sounding so mouth-watering you’re eating your fingers just thinkin about it. I get it.

FingerLakes · 11-27-2020, 02:49 AM

absolutely LIVID at the lack of pictures of this bird
I'm calling my lawyer

CsisandDesist · 11-27-2020, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

“ Keith turkeys don’t have anything to do with 5G”

Keith:

“ you sweet Kyle. That’s what THEY want you to think.”

Apia, I think JFOD got inside your head.

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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	I'm literally scream laughing right now. You don't put the dumbest person in charge of the TURKEY!! Oh nooooo! My folks put me in charge of dessert (smart move). We're not actually eating together so I ordered this fancy ass cake from an NYC bakery to be shipped to their apartment. $75 saved my ass and in return, I'm getting the entire turkey dinner and all the leftovers packed up to go and we just have to go get them. Keith Malley in charge of the turkey...AY AY YEESH! Keith and Scorpion like this.
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11-26-2020, 10:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Reverse psychology. Smart. Scorpion likes this.
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11-26-2020, 02:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
da_ticklah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis 10 Posts: 1,534	Whole Foods is recalling some turkeys, the universe provides https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/26/busin...rnd/index.html Keith likes this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	It’s cookin’, baby The Girl likes this.
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11-26-2020, 03:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Cause it’s sounding so mouth-watering you’re eating your fingers just thinkin about it. I get it. The Girl and Scorpion like this.
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11-27-2020, 02:49 AM	#19 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	absolutely LIVID at the lack of pictures of this bird I'm calling my lawyer da_ticklah and Scorpion like this.
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