3361: Puppets
 

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How is this a poll? Snitching? Oh, my mom was a part of a violent attempted coup where they were planning to execute members of Congress but I don’t wanna be a tattletale. I would send a mass text to all of my family to let them know I was the one to turn her in.

Keith,
I'm so sorry for your loss. Gee, I really hope the best quarterback of all time can beat the team that hasn't been to the playoffs since 2005.

Love,
#chiefskingdom

Edited to add: My PayPal is still the same. Thanks boo

Luckily I learned not to add meaning to people's words, because a lesser person would definitely make up that you had a tone. Good thing we all know better.

You're a saint. But not the kind of saint that wins the superbowl...

Is football even IMPORTANT at a time like this? Like maybe grow up...

If we don't enjoy football, the terrorists win.

Random poop fact I learned at a genomics conference a few years ago: Poop is actually more unique to a person than DNA due to the unique combination and ratio of organisms that remain the same throughout your life. It can absolutely be used for identification if you get a suspect sample for comparison.

If my parents or other members of my family would do
This I would tell them to call the police on their own.
Because otherwise I would to do it.

Not with my father in law. He is also the only person in the family whom I can imagine doing it. He is a conspiracy fan, a mini
Wannabe Trump and a narcissist. ( he said the last himself )
I would tell Mr Apia that I would have to do it and that we also must do it, Mr Apia is a federal employee oft the German state who has access to classified data. In his contract he promised to keep Germany safe and keep harm away from the country. Germany promised him a contract for life in return with no way to ever fire him, only for participation in criminal activity.
It would be his duty. I would also enjoy it.

Keith, I think you forgot to look at this coming Saturday's games too. There are 8 football teams left.

On Saturday, the Rams play the Packers and the Ravens play the Bills.
On Sunday, the Browns play the Chiefs and the Buccaneers play the Saints.

Then next weekend (Jan 24) the winner of the Rams/Packers game plays the winner of the Buccaneers/Saints game and the winner of the Ravens/Bills plays the winner of the Browns/Chiefs.

Then the next weekend is the marathon. Then the super bowl.

The way you were counting it, you two had one fewer week to get ready for the marathon.

Either way, go Browns!