3393: Why Cats are Assholes w/ Liz Miele

[littlp]

Originally Posted by Scorpion

Are you sure you're not in an abusive relationship? Maybe you should look into this a bit more.

I have a cat that when it is mad pees on the bed, but only on my wife's blanket. We got this cat as a rescue from a litter of strays and were living together already. The cat decided it liked me and for years wouldn't go near her. Now it will lay near her but my wife is starting to really get mad that it only pees on her side of the bed. The cat has emotional issues from being a stray... You know what I'm just going to stop. I've rambled on already and now I'm starting to defend the cat for when it's an asshole. Why? WhY? nope I'm done. Thanks for reading, I'll try to do better with brevity.

Oh I know it is an abusive relationship
That I tolerate lol. One of said assholes was rubbing against me just now wanting pets and lovings, bit me super hard in the middle, and clawed my leg when I stopped petting him. I guess I’m a little masochistic.


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[Bucho]

Average annual animal-caused fatalities in the US, 2001 to 2013:

Sharks: 1
Alligators: 1
Bears: 1
Snakes: 6
Spiders: 7
Cows: 20
Dogs: 2-fucking-8
Cats: 0

Follow the science.

[Keith]

Even though Liz was counting lions as cats?

And don't think I EVER forgot about pitbulls, bro

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Scorpion

~30:00
But why so mean?

Ok, ok, I see what’s up now.

29:17 but who’s checking. It hurts the second time just as much.

And how everyone on chat Wednesday kept that quiet. Oh Abby’s shout out is so nice. Man even Chemda kept up the lie. “Such a nice shout out.” What am I Craig Klein?! That’s okay I have two shout outs to use!

[Keith]

Poker shout-outs aren't stackable

2032: "Hi. It's me, Scorpion. How dare you ... "

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Keith

Poker shout-outs aren't stackable

2032: "Hi. It's me, Scorpion. How dare you ... "

One is for lifetime vip and one is for poker

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Keith

Even though Liz was counting lions as cats?

And don't think I EVER forgot about pitbulls, bro

Sure, but also ...

Cats: Kindly defecate in gardens and under bushes where humans won't stand in it.
Dogs: Thoughtlessly defecate where humans walk on the regular.

I'm just saying.

[Keith]

It’s the least we could do

[Abby]

Originally Posted by Scorpion

“Such a nice shout out.”

I laughed so hard when I heard the show! I was trying to be nice because hearing your name on the show is super fun, but also...

I WON!!! haha. So it was a little in between Chemda and Keith, but I choose Keith's voice!

I was VERY upset I didn't win last week because a VIP show would have been awesome. But then I thought how I will probably never be able to come to New York for KATG week so I'm going to go anyways! Plus with VIP I get a discount... I don't know why I hesitated! See you all there!

[Abby]

Originally Posted by Bucho

Cats: Kindly defecate in gardens and under bushes where humans won't stand in it.

Sure, but also...
Cats: Kindly defecate in their neighbours sandbox instead of their litter boxes or anywhere else on their many-acres farm so the children next door can't play in it until the sand is changed out because they have parasites that can hurt children...

I won't even get started on outdoor cats...