3393: Why Cats are Assholes w/ Liz Miele

Apia resurrected · 04-09-2021, 12:33 PM

Stop the anti dog propaganda!

Tina Fey got her scar this way:

But when she was 5, the future TV star was playing in the front yard of her Upper Darby, Penn., home when a stranger approached the young Fey and violently cut her cheek.

https://people.com/celebrity/tina-fe...hind-her-scar/

littlp · 04-09-2021, 02:46 PM

Keith is right about how cats play though. My two youngest play like they are trying to kill themselves. And they’ve damn near parkour Ed off of our walls while knocking stuff down, almost knocked my foster baby down (cats got tossed in the garage aftet thst) have torn up so many toilet paper rolls. Cats are hilariously violent.

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Keith · 04-09-2021, 03:48 PM

My dog got to the toilet paper roll too, but guess what happens when they get caught before I even ever told them it's wrong? They look sad and sorry and realize they were misbehaving.

How do cats look at you? I'll tell you how. You know how their eyes look vertical? Look closer. Those are middle fingers.

BritPete · 04-14-2021, 01:38 PM

I had a cat that shit in my son's wardrobe because it's litter tray had already been used once. My dog never shit in a wardrobe.
I had another cat that pissed on me when I was asleep. My dog never did that either.

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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Stop the anti dog propaganda! Tina Fey got her scar this way: But when she was 5, the future TV star was playing in the front yard of her Upper Darby, Penn., home when a stranger approached the young Fey and violently cut her cheek. https://people.com/celebrity/tina-fe...hind-her-scar/ Keith and Scorpion like this.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	Keith is right about how cats play though. My two youngest play like they are trying to kill themselves. And they’ve damn near parkour Ed off of our walls while knocking stuff down, almost knocked my foster baby down (cats got tossed in the garage aftet thst) have torn up so many toilet paper rolls. Cats are hilariously violent. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith and Scorpion like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	My dog got to the toilet paper roll too, but guess what happens when they get caught before I even ever told them it's wrong? They look sad and sorry and realize they were misbehaving. How do cats look at you? I'll tell you how. You know how their eyes look vertical? Look closer. Those are middle fingers. Scorpion and Apia resurrected like this.
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BritPete Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 83	I had a cat that shit in my son's wardrobe because it's litter tray had already been used once. My dog never shit in a wardrobe. I had another cat that pissed on me when I was asleep. My dog never did that either. Keith likes this.
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