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Keith · 05-09-2021, 04:12 PM

Benny? The PARENTS need it reframed. Who the fuck do they think their kids are?

Maya · 05-09-2021, 04:20 PM

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Benny? The PARENTS need it reframed. Who the fuck do they think their kids are?

I meant someone needs to talk to Benny because clearly whoever initially taught him baseball did not do it correctly. Nothing against the kid, I think it's great he's playing the game but it would suck for him to grow to hate it because no one ever explained to him the massive presence of failure in the game.

Sparrow · 05-09-2021, 04:33 PM

what a great sport! sitting in the open hot sun for hours while nothing happens, but they’re also bad at it!!! YAY!!!

Maya · 05-09-2021, 04:37 PM

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what a great sport! sitting in the open hot sun for hours while nothing happens, but they’re also bad at it!!! YAY!!!

My preference over barbaric sports like hockey and football

Sparrow · 05-09-2021, 04:55 PM

i’m fine with whatever game has shade and a timer. gymnastics is great! indoors, lots of things happening in rapid succession, plus sometimes there’s ribbons.

Apia resurrected · 05-09-2021, 11:32 PM

I’m sure I would be able to understand baseball if I really tried, but I don’t want to.
This is what I know about it:

Someone hits a ball with a stick and another person runs in a circle.
The other people on the field are standing around most of the time. The game can take hours and much doesn’t happen.

There is something with a home run, I think when you run the circle very well.
And something with bases, an expression borrowed to use in sexuality in a very patriarchal way in straight relationships.( a man as the aggressor tries to get to as many bases as possible while the woman is busy preventing it)

Am I missing something?

Keith · 05-09-2021, 11:41 PM

I just stole your base

Apia resurrected · 05-10-2021, 12:07 AM

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I just stole your base

Thank you?

Keith · 05-10-2021, 01:18 AM

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Thank you?

You know it’s a perfect pitch.

Apia resurrected · 05-10-2021, 02:00 AM

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You know it’s a perfect pitch.

Like in the movie about singing? Ok....

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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I’m sure I would be able to understand baseball if I really tried, but I don’t want to. This is what I know about it: Someone hits a ball with a stick and another person runs in a circle. The other people on the field are standing around most of the time. The game can take hours and much doesn’t happen. There is something with a home run, I think when you run the circle very well. And something with bases, an expression borrowed to use in sexuality in a very patriarchal way in straight relationships.( a man as the aggressor tries to get to as many bases as possible while the woman is busy preventing it) Am I missing something? The Girl, Scorpion and Sparrow like this.
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